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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 01:47 PM       
SO GUYS TODAY IS THE LAST DAY FOR POSTING PICS

THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO ROG
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 01:54 PM       
Indeedy, and good things come to those who wait patiently. :O
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 06:38 PM       
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Indeedy, and good things come to those who wait patiently. :O
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 05:50 PM       
Also I want to say "I'M SORRY" for my pictures being all blurry, but I am a notoriously terrible picture taker. Just think of them all as action shots.
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 05:57 PM       
I'm glad you liked them Poppers :D

I got the Christmas DVD purely because of the look Santa is giving Pee-Wee.

I mean, look at that.
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 06:41 PM       
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Also I want to say "I'M SORRY" for my pictures being all blurry, but I am a notoriously terrible picture taker. Just think of them all as action shots.
Don't worry about it man, some cameras are pretty bad at taking close-ups of smaller items, I know how it goes. I was still able to see everything in your pics, so they weren't that bad.
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 07:41 PM       
MarioRPG with the deadlines yeah yes yeah. Ok, so originally I was going to just post the pictures and be like this stuff is cool, k? But then I realized it was late and the people deserved a story, so I whipped this mother up.

I awoke on a dull December night, only to be blinded by a camera flash light
(Yeah, I'm not going to rhyme anymore).


I grabbed my Christmas cap, which I often wear after a nap (DAMNIT).


I was quite sad you see, for my present less self had the right to be.


But what did I hear, but a knock most queer (lol queer)


Twas but postman Jack, with a box from his pack.


A box of joys...


...By which I mean TOYS!


I splayed them out for all to view, I figured I would owe it to you.


I played with the goo what a squish it would make...


But touching it to skin was a bad mistake.


I looked around and no toys did I see, were they in the box, waiting for me?


Away to the computer I went like a flash, to yell at JTP for wasting his cash.


Alas, the toys had a mind of their own...


...With plenty of backup guarding the phone.


As it turned my back, I heard doors close with a smack.



Why it was a sheep and a thing, with me to do their bidd-ing (sorry).


"We will kill you if you do not comply!" So what did could I do... Wink with my eye?!?
"Eat the sourest candy (from fall), after that you will be done with this all"


My power was instantly sapped, and I felt angered... my sheep yelled back:


"After all was said and done, we will now tag you and have won"


"Why would you do this?" I asked much pissed.


I was offered not another demand, but with a large magnetic "hand".


"NO!" I screamed, for my robotic brain would be creamed.


But what could I do, without a weapon or two...


I recalled dear old JTP, gave the most odd present to me:


POP-ROCKS to make a makeshift bomb, whould've thunk it to be there all along?


I gave the bomb a mighty toss, and with that I knew all was lost...


I do not recall what happened then, but I guess I'll never see them again.


I looked to my lamp with a new-found glee...


...It really spruced up my scene of nativity!




P.S
JTP also sent me his brain, which in a jar I shall have it remain.


---Merry Christmas everyone! I'm surprised rhyming was this easy and fun!!!---
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 09:04 PM       
Haha great rhyming story, MarioRPG... I loved that they tagged you. Now you're their bitch... FOREVER. That was a hell of a nice haul too. Really cool of you to send out all that stuff JTP.
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 11:00 PM       
Dec 5th: I am excited and already checking the mailbox for my gift.



Dec 13th: I am still hopeful that my gift will come soon.



Dec 19th: Secret Santa picks are due TOMORROW and I GOT NUTTIN!



Later that night...

Look what the mailman brought me...


Secret. Santa. Secret. Santa. HORRAY!

Lets see what I gots!


A note:


Oh how drrrrrrreamy


First a dvd "Sleazy Slashers":


Second a "Jerry Tyler's Wrecker" hat:

Perfect.

Aww yeah feelin at home already.


Santa's Butt (Doopa) Winter Porter. HELL YEAH BOY


And I must say, quite a butt it is indeed.

What a lovely evening. Thanks MATTJACK. HELL YEAH BOY!



And that's what we call cutting it close. Boy shipped that overnight fancy polar bear express and I appreciate it. Christmas wasn't ruined after all!
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 06:25 PM       
Didja get that thing I sentcha?
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 07:18 PM       
Pretty neat stuff. Where did that Puppet face J. Tithonus Pednaud got come from? I have been hunting one of those guys down for a long time.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 01:50 AM       
My Secret Santa was revealed to be MLE.

Hence,


I will tell you of the things I received and what I did with them.

I received a Slinky Jr.


I hung it from my ceiling.


I also received some clip-on earrings.

Apparently, MLE thought that I wouldn't wear real ones.
I did not put them on. I made love to them, instead.
(Photo not online)

I also received a candle scented of watermelon.

Apparently, MLE got me confused with Seven Force.
I have yet to burn the candle. I have, however, made love to it.
(Photo not online)

I also received a metal box.

I haven't really done anything to this yet. If you have any suggestions for how I might be able to make love to it, please let me know.

I also received a card in commemoration of my sixth birthday.

I used the cardboard edges to cut myself, eliciting a faint erotic sensation.

I also received a coloring book replete with pencils with which I might color within it.

As I have not the talent to draw within lines, I opted to color genitalia in it.




Le coup de grace, however, was a Rubik's Cube.

After a painful attempt to make love to it, I opted instead to solve its riddles.
For more on this, see the following website hosted by YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2MMlKzisEA
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Aaaaaaaaaanyways, thank you for the rather wonderful Christmas medley, MLE. I enjoyed the experience!
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 02:03 AM       
OK Ya'll! Merry Christmas!!! My Secret Santa was Mr. Sethomas!!! Now... let's see what Christmas had in store for me, Nothing4buddha!



What Christmas would it be without getting clothes? AND A CIGAR!

A new weapon against all those darn ants!

HMMM.... this could be fun...

OH GOD THE SWEEET SWEEEET SUCTION! I HOPE I DON'T GET HICKIES ON MY FACE LOL

OHHH GOD .... *sigh* that was nice


... and for the grand finale...

a buddha play set with phonebook car! horray! MORE LIKE NOT NOTHING 4 BUDDHA lolz :<


I'M NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH TO THINK OF SOMETHING FOR THESE SO I'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE A BEAN SHAKER OUT OF PAPER PLATES, STAPLES, GLUE, AND GLITTER.

ANYWAYS, THANK YOU SETHOMAS FOR THE JOYOUS AND PLEASURABLE GIFT!

MERRRRRRRY XMAS YA'LL!
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 02:12 AM       
MLE RECEIVED HER GIFTS FROM SAM WITH GLEE

OH I WAS SO HAPPY

LIKE ANY GOOD BOY, HE GOT ME EXPENSIVE JEWELRY

I WON'T TELL ANYONE YOU GOT ME BOOZE, OKAY

BUT I HAVE ALREADY AS OF TODAY USED THIS WITH GREAT SUCCESS FOR TUNA AND CRACKERS

I RECEIVED TWO OF THESE EGGS, BUT THEY WERE NON-COMSUMABLE! I WILL BE HATCHING NEW PETS FROM THESE, AS IF I NEEDED MORE!

HE GOT ME SILLY STRING <3

MY CAT HATES </3 SILLY STRING

HE GOT ME A LOVELY DEMON MASK

HE MADE A DECLARATION OF COOKIE LOVING ON A TIN. I HAPPEN TO SHARE THE SAME COOKIE LOVING.

SO I ATE IT WITH A SMILE

MY CAT CAME BACK TO INVESTIGATE THE SILLY STRING PHENOMENON

HE SENT ME AN AWESOME CD OF SPIDERMAN AND OTHER MARVEL HERO SONGS THAT AREN'T REALLY THEMES, ALTHOUGH I WILL BE PRETENDING THEY ARE <3

I WAS SKEPTICAL OF THE WHOOPIE CUSHION

UNTIL I WAS ABLE TO SCARE THE CAT ONCE AGAIN

I HAVE YET TO TRY THE JACKIE CHAN DRINK, BUT FOR NOW THE BOOZE WAS ENOUGH <3

GOD MADE ME SPECIAL

UNFORTUNATELY FIREBALLS AREN'T AS SPECIAL. I'M GLAD CHOJIN LIKES THEM. THEY FOUND A GOOD, DIGESTABLE HOME.

I GOT THIS CUTE STRESS RELIEVING DOLL

I DON'T THINK HE WAS SUPPOSED TO STRIP FOR ME, THOUGH. I'LL COUNT IT AS AN ADDED BONUS!

PAGE ONE OF SAM'S WONDERFUL NOTE

PAGE TWO OF SAM'S WONDERFUL NOTE

PAGE THREE OF SAM'S WONDERFUL NOTE

THE EXCITING CONCLUSION!

NAKED ROBIT

HE WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH TO FIGHT YOU

HE'S BROODING

I GAVE HIM WINGS

HE'S A LITTLE EMBARRASED BY BEING A GUY ROBIT WITH WINGS

HE GOT OVER IT, THOUGH

THIS SHOT IS OUT OF SEQUENCE, SORRY.

THE WINGS STARTED TO BREAK ANYWAY, SINCE HE WASN'T DESIGNED FOR THEM ;<

HE WILL STAY HERE FOREVER ABOVE MY DESK

MY CAT WAS STILL HIDING. I THINK HE'S OKAY NOW.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 02:16 AM       
omg mle

i think you got the same jewelry that i got rog
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 02:48 AM       
no, because mine was EXPENSIVE.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 03:37 AM       
I have not yet recieved my gift, so unfortuantly I am unable to post pics till somewhere after the 5th of January because I am going intersate for christmas. Please no ban :D

Oh RanKeri I am glad you liked my gifts but I just saw that i left the price tags on XD I must of forgot to take them off 0.o

Oh and I thought you would like the Predator i guessed from your avatar and reading some of your previous posts.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 11:06 AM       
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rog, it was well worth the wait

and this might not be news to anyone else, but zak and chojin live together?!?!?!
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 01:46 PM       
The packaging was half the fun.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 02:47 PM       
Okay, technologically, I am a fretyard, or 'retard' if you like your words without typos.

Zomboid sent me a haul o' goodies.




There was other swag as well, including a DVD with the first several appearnces of the HULK in comic books, but I had a hard enough time making pic tures of these and squeezing them into the internets.

The important thing is they made me very happy. Parrticularly alll them green lantern figures. I have well over 1,000 action figures, and I don't have any of the ones he sent me, which is pretty much a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

So thanks ZOMBOID! You made an old man remember the true meaning of Christmas, ie, me getting action figures I did not have.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 05:30 PM       
An Evening Of Murder PARTY GAME!
Great job everyone!

JTP is a great-giver, :D
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 05:33 PM       
Zomboid didn't get his presents yet, just letting you all know
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 08:02 PM       
I'm glad you enjoyed the gifts Doopa! I actually know Jerry Tyler, he's a good man.

I am jealous of Max's Country Justice game.

Also, I haven't gotten my gifts yet.. WHAT KIND OF CHRISTMAS EXCHANGE IS THIS?!
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 08:17 PM       
This thread has filled me with Christmas joy! All the participants did an excellent job. Very entertaining.
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