I remember a google image search involving skin bridged dicks & it having something to do with this forum. I must have blocked it from my mind that it was you.
In the same way that soccer is what Americans call what's "football" (or a translated form thereof) to the rest of the world, I thought that you guys called baseball "cricket for retards".
In the same way that soccer is what Americans call what's "football" (or a translated form thereof) to the rest of the world, I thought that you guys called baseball "cricket for retards".
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So, last night when I was out on the town there was a cute girl--not really my type, but having a "type" isn't really a luxury I can afford--who was aggressively throwing herself at me within twenty seconds of conversation. Yes, this raises all kinds of red flags*, but paying attention to those kinds of red flags isn't really a luxury I can afford if I'd like to have membership in the society of the sexually prolific. When we were mutually distracted by other things, I had to go find someone but hoped to find her again later. I did not.
I got inspired to look up her name on MySpace. In terms of name, location, and age, the only profile that matched didn't have any pictures and had the appearance of just being porn spam. If it wasn't porn spam, then that means that the skepticism I apply in assuming something to be porn spam is maligned. Thus, by now I may have denied hundreds of random MySpace friend requests from real live sexy hot local singles.
Left with my understanding of reality in shambles, I can but wonder what may have been.
I've not been one for the spoilers function to this point, but since it's an issue I've considered utilizing this new and exciting message board technology to distinguish between speaking in character and speaking normally.
Spoilers!
If my dick were a card then you couldn't talk from all the paper cuts in your mouth.
Hello good sir(s), I have found your website through an internet search engine.
Excuse my rudeness, I am the estranged brother of President Robert Mugabe of our Queen's nation of Zimbabwe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mugabe). Women in our country face many dangers as you may know (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7333844.stm), and here is where you good sir may come in. My lovely daughter needs money for an education and I have a fortune of $39,500,000 (thirty nine point five million american dollars) in an offshore banking account that I cannot access without a trustworthy shareholder. I think in our time together I have grown to trust you. All you must do is send me your bank accounts and social security numbers so that the money can be directly transferred to your name. Thank you and God Bless.
Zimbabwe has never had a Queen. Rhodesia did though.