Guys, I am very sad to have learned that there was a classical feudalist state still existence until yesterday AND I DID NOT LIVE THERE because NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT.
Fun facts about the land:
Magloire's
relics were venerated at the monastery until the mid-9th century when
Viking raids rendered Sark unsafe and the monks departed for Jersey, taking the relics with them.
UNLIKE ITS NEWER COUNTERPART, OLD JERSEY WAS ARGUABLY MORE DESIRABLE THAN BEING RAPED AND/OR KILLED BY VIKINGS.
THANK YOU.