after adding a ton of people from high school who i haven't seen since high school to my facebook, my personal stats are as follows
#1 Best scientist
#5 most famous
#5 most desired
#7 most enviable
#9 smartest
#10 sexiest
#11 best singer
#11 most fashionable
#11 funniest
#12 person who can drink the most
I hypothesize that all of them are jerks