I just read that my favorite professor I've had was born fifty years to the day before me. I wonder if his antipathy towards that date is equal to mine, especially since he probably has few ahead of him.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE