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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 12:16 AM       
Yup, that's the military way. You marry a Japanese or Korean broad with the promise that she'll be able to work at the "Big PX in the Sky". I was really surprised to see so many asians working on base when I came here to Florida, though.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 12:19 AM       
I GUESS THE MILITARY IS ALL ABOUT GETTIN SOME SUCKY SUCKY
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 12:24 AM       
For some saps, yes.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 12:50 AM       
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7637257.stm

I wish this had happened on Talk Like a Pirate Day.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 12:53 AM       
She'd like to know God
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Feel, feel, feel her God
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 01:45 AM       
I WILL BIRTH GOD

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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 01:52 AM       
For the sake of humanity I hope you abort that shit.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 02:01 AM       
I NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY XBOX 360 WITH ME ;_;
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 02:58 AM       
HAW, NOT LIKELY BRAW! NIGHT OF THE LEPUS IS ABOUT TO BE ON TCM.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:07 AM       
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I only sent him roadkill once goddammit!
Since when does Billy Bob Thornton not want road kill?
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:26 AM       
It's Wilford Brimley's Birthday!!!!!!!!! I think he's 600 now.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:32 AM       
Nah, he's only 518.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:34 AM       
He's oatmeal years old.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 12:30 PM       
R.I.P Paul Newman
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 02:12 PM       
His death makes the salad dressing aisle extremely depressing.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 04:03 PM       
Fuck you for fucking up my deathpool, you old bastard.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 07:48 PM       
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this made me lol :<
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 08:00 PM       
His ginger-o's weren't as good as Trader Joe's, but Trader Joe's stopped selling theirs so fuck them. I elevate his ginger cookies to awesome.

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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 08:18 PM       
We had an old man shit himself in the store today.
Way lame.
We had to open all the doors to let the foulness out.
I hope no one thought he ate our food, we might lose business.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 08:45 PM       
I worked at a commercial cave over the summer and somebody shit in the cave one day.

Also somebody had taken a shit on one of the aisles in the grocery store a few years ago. We invented a title for the kid who had to clean it up, Fecal Clean-up Manager (FCM!). We would get on the intercom and say "FCM needed on aisle thirteen, please. FCM to aisle thirteen."

Stupid.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:42 PM       
That sounds exciting.
I was hoping I'd no longer have to deal with doodoo after I stopped working with children.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:54 PM       
When I worked in a restaurant during the summer, somebody wrote "hello" on the bathroom wall in their own shit.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 12:23 AM       
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Protip: people don't like freaky looking asian meth-heads.
No way! I really like them.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 01:15 AM       
Most people like them, until they get too big and become dangerous and then you have to flush them down the toilet.
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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 01:28 AM       
And that's where urban legends are born
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