Your weirdest dreams?

[The Leader]

You're going to name this child after me, right?

[Kitsa]

The Leader: right.

Col. Flagg: Thank you... I hope it goes better than last time :/

ZQ: Thanks!

[Sam]

I had a dream I was posting on I-mockery last night.

[Kitsa]

Thanks. I'm due around Christmas. Found out today it's a girl.

I can't remember what I dreamed last night, which is weird because I almost always remember.

[Aimless]

Congrats Kitsa <3

Do you have a name yet?

[Tadao]

Tadina

[Kitsa]

Gabby.

[captain516]

After Gabby Hays? Awesome.

[Aimless]

Oooh I like Gabby.

[Kitsa]

Gabby Gabby Hey.

[b_squared]

Congrats

[Kitsa]

Thanks. I feel bad that I derailed my own thread. I just can't remember my dream. Dammit!

[Aimless]

If you try and remember how you felt in your dream, or even how you felt when you woke up, sometimes it will lead you to remember what it was about.

[Sam]

Gabby Gaga

[Kitsa]

not THAT Gabby.

[LordSappington]

I've probably mentioned this before, but when I'm very stressed, I get waking paralysis in the middle of the night, which causes brick-shittingly terrifying hallucinations. Yesterday night, I left my window open so I could look at the moon as I fell asleep. I wake up, paralyzed, with the privilege of seeing the guy out of this picture outside my window.

[Kitsa]

wow, that's pretty fucked. I'd be shitting bricks too.

[Sam]

I had a waking paralysis a couple of weeks ago and I thought someone was trying to kick my front door down and lights were flashing all over.

[Kitsa]

I used to have that kind of thing happen as a kid, except mine were music, like a certain rhythm that wouldn't stop and got louder and louder.

[Tadao]

I had a waking paralysis this morning, but I rubbed it out.

[LordSappington]

I have audio and visual hallucinations. Basically, my brain is trying to make my heart explode from fear.

[Otto]

Same thing here, but when I woke up I used to hear this raspy voice that said "Weeeeeeeee'veeeee gooooot tooo cuuuut iiitttt ooouuuuutttt."

[ZeldaQueen]

I've never had waking paralysis, but it sounds terrible. Your body can really screw you over. LordSappinton, how'd you get the alien into the picture? Photoshop?

I guess the closest I've come is when I woke up from a nightmare and had a horrid stomach ache but was too tired to sit up. I managed to reach the bathroom in time to throw up.

@ Kitsa - Gabby like Gabrielle? Pretty!

[LordSappington]

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen

I've never had waking paralysis, but it sounds terrible. Your body can really screw you over. LordSappinton, how'd you get the alien into the picture? Photoshop?

I didn't make it; I got it on /x/ ages ago, and I used to just be kinda creeped out by it. Then, I showed it to my friend, and all of a sudden, BAM alien hallucinations!

[ZeldaQueen]

Originally Posted by LordSappington

I didn't make it; I got it on /x/ ages ago, and I used to just be kinda creeped out by it. Then, I showed it to my friend, and all of a sudden, BAM alien hallucinations!

Sorry, that sucks.

I had such a ridiculous dream last night! I dreamt that there was some news column going around about "smart African Americans". From what I can remember, it was like Bush was still president and he did some screw-up that the article claimed made people start to try to make money by "finding smart African American children and adopting them out to make money", somehow because the idea of having such a child was becomming more popular. The picture that went with the story was of a little white child and a little black child sitting in an airplane with the black child reading a book (it was one of those old fashioned pictures too, not quite a caricature but not an actual photograph). Of course the kicker was that, in my dream, the article was just a joke written by a satiral source not unlike the Onion. But it had snowballed out so that there were now people who thought it really was real and were furious over it.

Oh, and I remember a part of a dream where I was running from my house, being chased by the minions of the Queen of Hearts, who wanted me beheaded for whatever reason. As I ran from my house, I heard her scream to them "Don't come back until you have her blood!" I escaped when I realized that I was watching myself run from the third person (and not first person viewpoint), and thus knew I was dreaming and woke up.