Valentines Day

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Buttsecks

[Lenor]

cosmo: thats your answer to fix everything ... just stick it in the butt and everything is a fuckin ok!!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

not just any butt....

[maggiekarp]

Feel free not to tell us certain specifics but uh casting another vote for the buttsecks, there

[Womti]

I know, let's hold a poll

[Terra]

i vote no on the buttsecks. there is enough chocolate going around on valentine's day

[Lenor]

Su una ramera loca, usted jode tan bueno cuando su en la cima de mí

[Cosmo Electrolux]

okay, so no buttsecks. I'm not a huge fan of chocolate, anyway. How about bourbon...nothing says "I love you" like a bottle of Woodford Reserve.

[adept_ninja]

Take him out to dinner and a bitching concert.

[Lenor]

A bottle of jameson whisky n' a really good jenna jameson porno!

[Sethomas]

Originally Posted by Lenor

Su una ramera loca, usted jode tan bueno cuando su en la cima de mí

Are you trying to say "you're a crazy slut, you fuck this well when you're on top of me?" Or something like that? Because it's painfully obvious you don't understand that "su" isn't the same thing as "you're", but rather "your".

Plus, why the shit would you call someone a slut then refer to them as "usted"?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by Lenor

A bottle of jameson whisky n' a really good jenna jameson porno!

porn? may as well have the buttsecks.

[Dixie]

He's been allowed the buttsecks for a few years now so buttsecks isn't really that special and threesomes are something you do before getting married and we already did that too. No to the porno, we already have a lovely library of such material, we both think Jenna screwed up her boobies anways..
The concert thing sounds good but there's nothing good playing here that night.
Fire is looking pretty damn good still.

[SKATERMONKEY]

I hope I still get to have that much fun once I'm married.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Buy alot of weed and throw it at a cop.

[Grislygus]

Translation:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

Gettim onna THEEEESE

[kahljorn]

that's the funniest thing ive read on here for a while :O

I think I misunderstood your joke possibly though because i thought you were referring to Zbf being a dumbass so you were saying there was a TRAP being sprung on zbf because he's so stupid and his own stupidity ensnares him, and the "Translation" part before.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Its sad that I dont understand what that means and even worse that I really want one of those.

[sspadowsky]

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God

He's been allowed the buttsecks for a few years now so buttsecks isn't really that special and threesomes are something you do before getting married and we already did that too. No to the porno, we already have a lovely library of such material, we both think Jenna screwed up her boobies anways..
The concert thing sounds good but there's nothing good playing here that night.
Fire is looking pretty damn good still.

Jumpin' Jesus. Get him a divorce. Then move in with me.

[Dixie]

As far as Valentines' gifts go I may end up cooking a big dinner again, this time it looks like steak! Red meat, alcohol, and lots of bumpin' uglies with kinkiness of things you do not need details of, does that sound ok or should I go for more?


I really shouldn't post here when i've been drinking. Sorry.
Edit:There are things I really shouldn't post about.

[Supafly345]

Hey, I could use some ideas, I can never think of more than the same award winning routine.

[Chojin]

Put that part back up where you talk about wanting to bang lolitas, that was hot :<

Fire is looking pretty damn good still.

[Emu]

There is nothing that's not appropriate for I-Mockery

Except anything Seven Force posts

Drink away, you heroes

[Dixie]

Sorry, that was just something I shouldn't have posted about in such a manner. But, I did tell her to give us a call when she's 18. Hopefully she doesn't get herpes between now and then.
As for Valentines Day, it looks like I'm going to do a big dinner this year again. This time it'll be asian cuisine (no dogs or cats though, for some reason the neighborhood strays don't come to my yard). And I bought a cute little black silk kimono styled robe with some pretty lingerie to go underneath. :D This may work.....

[SKATERMONKEY]

I wrote a poem. It doesnt cost anything but I think it means so much. Simple things... Valentines Day is such a hallmark holiday I don't think it warrants spending. Not that I'm a cheap*skate* but I think if you love someone you show the person as often as you can not just once a year. And it has more thought to it.