WILLIE'S GOT SOME SECRETS FOR ALL OF YOU. I'm going to make fun of each one individually
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Reggae on the River, Woodstock, Burning Man" - Reggae on the River, Woodstock 1969, Burning Man
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PFFT, THANKS
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The hippies here are depicted as, to paraphrase Vegetales, "the hippies who don't do anything." They have great ideas on how to improve the planet, but have no motivation at all to set things in motion.
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"to paraphrase Vegetales"
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The boys wear Che Guevara shirts, which Matt and Trey lampooned in SP:BLU.
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THIS ONE IS LEGIT I GUESS
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Linda Stotch is city treasurer and has either an engineering degree or experience as an engineer.
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Stuff that's outrightly mentioned aren't secrets, dipshit.
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"My son is in there!" - from Siege 3.
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Armageddon was written all over this one. Check it: The set (the glass wall with the red lines all over it). Chef was Michael Clarke Duncan. Butters' mom was Ben Affleck (the one with a loved one at home). Cartman was Bruce Willis. Randy was The four of them walking down the walk way with the crowds cheering. The shape of their little machine..
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OK THERE NERD
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When all the adults are talking about fixing potholes, Cartman barges in and starts talking about the hippies just like the dude is talking about the storm in The Day After Tomorow. For example, Cartman says: "2 hippies are coming here every second' and that one dude says: "The tempeture drops (some number) every second.".
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The Day After Tomorrow was the shittiest movie I saw last year.
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The whole episode follows the exact story line of The Core.
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I NEVER SAW THE CORE BUT I DOUBT THAT IT'S ABOUT HIPPIES
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The hippies were a jab at Ward Churchill, head of the department of Native American Studies, who wrote a paper saying that the US was asking, nay begging for 9-11 to happen and that the people who died in the Trade Towers were "little Eichmanns." The hippies used "little Eichmanns" several times in the episode.
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WORD WORDS WRODS WODS
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The WoodStock flashback with Stan's parents refutes Randy's flashback in "Something You Can Do With Your Finger." Woodstock took place in 1969, and if Randy and Sharon were 19 at that time, they'd be 54-55 now. Mr. Garrison would be in his 70s.
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But that would mean Kathy Lee Gifford is also in her 70s but she's actually only 52. Take
that Willie Westwood.
OK the secrets aren't as dumb as they used to be, I'm kind of disappointed.