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[liquidstatik]

I hate spiders

[Evil Robot]

You shouldnt fear spiders, there indiferent to humans. What you should fear are savanah monitors. The only thought on the mind of a monitor lizard is how it could kill everybody around it. They dont get that big but there pure evil.

[Jeanette X]

Arachnida Araneae Lycosidae, not plastic. you dipshits.

Thats a wolf spider, right? And its a kind of wolf spider that doesn't live in New England, right? RIGHT?!

[Evil Robot]

No spiders like that here, thank god. We have wolf spiders but not that particular kind.

[Captain Robo]

THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING BROWN RECLUSE!

SOMEBODY CALL JOHN GOODMAN

[Captain Robo]

Furthermore, how did it squeeze itself under the clock?

[Skulhedface]

I'd rather not know how it got under that clock.

Spiders don't bother me, but spiders that friggin' big scare the bejesus out of me.

[sadie]

given the title of this thread, my assessment is that either orgazmo has a thing for spiders or he's a hormone-ridden adolescent type.

[Esuohlim]

Why is the first impulsive move of Orgazmo seeing a huge spider is taking pictures of it?

[Evil Robot]

spider porn!

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Generator86

I have no problems with spiders unless they invade my house, or when they're as big as that one. Then it's time to bust out some hardcore arachnicide. If that doesn't happen first, of course.

I saw a documentary about spiders where the subject came up to an etymologist as to what's the biggest a spider could get, ect. He said that, due to physics, gravity versus the strength of the exoskeleton, ect. that some varieties of tarantula are the biggest they can feasibly get. It put all the hoaky 1950s nuclear giant spider movie conjecture to rest. To me, that's good and bad, in a way. I wanted to see a giant spider taking out a multi-story building at least once in my lifetime.

[davinxtk]

The largest spider ever found was an african bird eating spider, it was 11.5 inches long.

Interestingly enough, there was one featured in the crocodile hunter movie. Scary fuckers.

[Cap'n Crunch]

The manilest women ever found was davinxtk. He was found on the I-Mockery boards posting useless knowledge. That spider does look fake though.

[Skulhedface]

This paged stayed on-topic and didn't stray until JUST NOW.

I think that's a new I-Mockery record (unless I missed something)

The only spider I could ever like fights a Green Goblin.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Now it is in topic because I edited my post.

[UnDeath]

fake or not, I still hate spiders...
looking at them pictures gimmie the creeps...

[ItalianStereotype]

Originally Posted by Skulhedface

This paged stayed on-topic and didn't stray until JUST NOW.

I think that's a new I-Mockery record (unless I missed something)

The only spider I could ever like fights a Green Goblin.

before these boards were completely overwhelmed by worthless fucktards it was a land of milk and honey. you guys all took one collective shit on perfection.

[Jeanette X]

THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING BROWN RECLUSE!

That is NOT a Brown Recluse. A Brown Reculse has a distinct violin shaped marking on it's back.



See?

Furthermore, how did it squeeze itself under the clock?

I thought Orgazmo smashed it with the clock.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by davinxtk

The largest spider ever found was an african bird eating spider, it was 11.5 inches long.

Interestingly enough, there was one featured in the crocodile hunter movie. Scary fuckers.

Yeah, in a museum a while ago they had one of those. There was a picture of one in the middle of a dinner plate with it's legs stretched out and it WAS BIGGER 8-)

[Evil Robot]

Normaly a simple rolled up newspaper could make short work of any spider, but that fucking thing warrants the use of small arms fire. As a gun enthusiast I would recommend a high-end air rifle such as an RWS or perhaps a rimfire .22 caliber rifle like the ruger 10/22. Always shoot at point blank as you arent aware of any countermeasures that spider is capable of.

[Captain Robo]

NO IT HAS SPIDER SENSE