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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 09:53 PM       
Did you get a refund!?

That sucks, Blue Fox! I can't stand watching people dissapear into drugs.. Good people slowing losing all of their good traits for drugs, eventually they are just crack heads & you don't even know who they are any more I don't know anyone like that close, but my girlfriend has alot of people who just turned into skin & treadmarks :/
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 10:10 PM       
man i thought this was an achewood thread at first haha ;_;

i know way too many dudes (practically lived with em) who fit most or all of the kinda categories your friend pat fell into. dudes who'd get all worked up on whatever substance and as soon as they were sober they'd be incredibly friendly, apologetic, and do whatever they could to make reparations for anything they messed up on their imbibing spree (when they remembered what they'd done at any rate)

the longest i've known some of them is about seven years, and none of them are dead that i know of, but most of them are easily on their way due to their party all the time lifestyles

the biggest thing i hate is that it's become difficult to trust a lot of them, their addictions have gone from plain mary jane to straight up cocaine in some cases, it's heart-breaking to contrast what they used to be (well-read pot smoking hippies) with what they are now (semi-cognizant rotting rice on the shelf co-sign this for me i'm outta cash addicts)
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 10:41 PM       
Sorry about the loss Glow.

I met this girl Pam my freshman year of highschool during track practice. We became really good friends throughout the years and she yes to have been the only girl friend I had that always remained just a friend, and I was ok with that. She was too genuine of a person to even want to get caught up in a tedious relationship with. She was a very popular person due to her friendly personality and i'm not sure if i'd ever seen her upset once since we'd met. She would be someone remembered most for always smiling and one of the people you'd see under "Most Likely To Succeed" in the yearbook if she'd lived long enough to make it in.

We were running a cooldown lap towards the end our senior spring season, senior year, talking about how we wished we were good enough at running to earn a scholarship to a good college. I knew she was smart and talented enough to get into a top college, and was probably just relating to make me feel better. But while talking about it she dropped out of nowhere and hit the ground hard. I figured she'd tripped on something until a turned around and saw the way she was lying. Kinda looked like she was sleeping. It also looked like she died, which she did. And I rolled her over and I vividly remember brushing the pieces of the rubber track off her face and being terrified and screaming for help. Then after awhile when the ambulance finally sped through the field how seeing dilated her pupils were. And wishing i'd learned how to do cpr properly or anything... It was horrible.

Anyways she died from one of those sudden heart failures from a condition that was undetectable without certain tests, which her entire family got after it happened. They created The Pamela Miller 5k in her honor, and that's what inspired me to start running 5k's, even though previously i'd only done sprint events.
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 11:02 PM       
No friends close to me have ever died, but I've got one friend in particular who we all figure is heading for an early grave. He's a really good musician and he was supposed to be getting a record deal but I dunno what happened with that.

He loves drugs, drinking and partying and puts a ton of salt on everything he eats. One morning a few months ago we all went out to breakfast before everyone left the city for their towns and he was shitfaced before his drive back to grande prairie (at least 4 hours away) and when we left the restaurant he started firing off fireworks in the parking lot.

People like that are really fun but you just know that they probably won't live so long.
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 11:38 AM       
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I once had a friend who always talked to me.
I once had a friend who was always by my side.
I once had a friend who always made me feel better about myself.
I once had a friend.

I miss you WHAT.

best friends, it's good to have a friend like you!
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 03:08 PM       
waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiit a minnnnnnnnuuuuuuuutttttttttte.

Womti= WHAT?????!!!?!?!?!?!!?

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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 03:15 PM       
Goat Fuck is a great friend. I knew Womti was WHAT for awhile.
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 03:17 PM       
awwwww, thanks Lenor.
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 03:23 PM       
Anything for someone who specifically list me as the person they hate the most on this board.
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 08:34 PM       
Well stop calling me Goat Fuck. It hurts me deep.
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 08:45 PM       
Can you two be retards somewhere else? Glowbelly threads are one in a million.

I'm in the same boat as Mr. Adventure. While I had friends that died they weren't really close friends. But the friends I had for like forever went through this change sometime during College. One of of them actually came to my house for the first time in years and wanted to hang out. He became incredibly racist over the years and still acted like a teenager (screaming N*GGER out at any person at the street, good grief). When it came down to it, he really wanted to hang out with me because he was in debt and needed money. I told him I couldn't and he just dropped me off back at my place. I haaaatttteeee it
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 10:27 PM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 10:40 PM       
yeah because that couldn't possibly be my real name
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 10:49 PM       
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But, then again, you named yourself after one of the lamest pro-wrestlers since Ludwig Borga so....
Actually the wrestler's name would be Matt Hardy, good job.


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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 10:50 PM       
no no its my fault i should have known a wrestler would come out 12 yrs after i was born with a name similiar to mine. i was really asking for it with that one im having my name changed asap
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 11:03 PM       
No see this is the part where you realize how dense you are
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 11:11 PM       
I can tell you were pretty bitter when you found out wrestling was fake in your twenties.
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 11:12 PM       
hey santa isnt real either sorry
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 11:17 PM       
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pat was rad.


for like the past 10 minutes. don't try too hard now
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 11:18 PM       
Wow... Is that honestly the best you can come up with?

Well, see you later Matt Harty... I'd like to be able to say this was fun, but... You really were like a fish in a barrell..
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 11:18 PM       
JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU.

pat's funeral was today and i gotta say it's super hard to watch a whole mess of big dudes who you totally partied it up with on a regular weekend basis cry like babies for four hours. i mean, shit. these guys are all woohoo football and cleveland rocks and cheddar beer soup for breakfast and they were reduced to kleenex carrying, nose blowing and far off glazed stares.

i mean, i cried like a lady, but i'm a lady.

the eulogy delivered by pat's sister was heart breaking and she is probably the bravest woman i know now.

the extra cherry topping to this week was my husband getting into not 1, not 2, but 3 car accidents. now i have to go deal with his fear of driving.

something good is going to come of this.
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