ALL RIGHT HERE GOES
> Artist Name: Agroskaterik
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Agroskaterik.jpg
> Score (1-10): 4
> Comments: Agroskaterik tries to serve two masters here: he wants to bribe
the judges with tits, but it's equally important that he doesn't have to do
much work. The result is a sheloaf that gave me almost NO erection due to
shoddy work.
> Artist Name:BigLargeMcHuge
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Biggie%20Large.bmp
> Score (1-10): 3
> Comments: Unlike Agroskaterik, Biggie used color. Agro's tits would be much
better in color. Sadly, Biggie's loaf has no tits, so color is wasted on it.
> Artist Name: Camacazio
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Camacazio.jpg
> Score (1-10): 2
> Comments: I don't know, two points seem about right.
> Artist Name: Chojin
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Chojin.jpg
> Score (1-10): 9
> Comments: Awesome, but doesn't score the perfect ten because I'm a layout
bitch nazi and could nitpick about uniform picture size until I shriveled up.
> Artist Name: Drev
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Drev.jpg
> Score (1-10): 5
> Comments: Pretty decent work, but I fucking hate pointless Matrix parodies.
> Artist Name: Drumming4buddha
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Drumming4buddha.jpg
> Score (1-10): 7
> Comments: Best Pokemon yet.
> Artist Name: Emu
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Emu.gif
> Score (1-10): 6
> Comments: Sympathy points for sick auntie.
> Artist Name: Esuohlim
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Esuohlim.jpg
> Score (1-10): 5
> Comments: Milhouse backwards, this is COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! You are a
THIEF! Luckily for you, you have stolen my heart as well, so I'm not flunking
you.
> Artist Name: Jim Duncan
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Jim%20Duncan.jpg
> Score (1-10): 1
> Comments: This is just sucking up.
> Artist Name: King Hadas
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/King%20Hadas.jpg
> Score (1-10): 2
> Comments: I don't even know what's up or down on that bread. One extra point
for making me believe a loaf can fly.
> Artist Name: Liquidstatik
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Liquidstatik.jpg
> Score (1-10): 5
> Comments: I didn't understand this, so I'm giving you a five just in case.
And also a high five. :highfive
> Artist Name: MLE
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/MLE.jpg
> Score (1-10): 8
> Comments: Needs more schematics of toaster action, but realy good.
> Artist Name: Pancakes
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Pancakes.jpg
> Score (1-10): 7
> Comments: I LIKE IT! Fuck you all, I liked this one. Add more white canvas
for amplified effect.
> Artist Name: Sam
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Sam.jpg
> Score (1-10): 8
> Comments: If awesome could be bottled, Sam would be pathetically drunk. But
*awesomely* pathetic.
> Artist Name: ScruU2wice
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/ScruU2wice.jpg
> Score (1-10): 7
> Comments: Against better judgement, I'm giving this one a seven.
> Artist Name: Subterfudge
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Subterfudge.jpg
> Score (1-10): 7
> Comments: While Subs is a great illustrator, her stuff just isn't my bag of
tea or whatever they say. And this one left me cold for a while, but now I
kinda like it. The score lands at a cop-out seven.
> Artist Name: Supafly345
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/Supafly345.jpg
> Score (1-10): 7
> Comments: It's hard to give this a fair score when it's been posted before
and viewed by all the contestants before there even was a contest. Another
cop-ut seven.
> Artist Name: z3r0-sk8r
> Entry URL:
http://mattharty.com/contest/z3r0-sk8r.gif
> Score (1-10): 1
> Comments: Crappy drawings can be good if they're FUNNY YOU FORGOT TO MAKE IT
FUNNY.