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Rez · #1

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Originally Posted by george

hey guys!!!

the time has come again to try and arrange for my anniversary party. i plan on holding it on May 17.

plan to come. I live just outside of Washington DC and there are a lot of things to do in the area (and DC is a fun city to just go and look around in, there are some of the best museums and galleries in the world, not to mention the nightlife, and about a billion other things.

i can mange to let more than a few people stay at my place, if you dont mind couch and floor accomidations. i will be taking my vacation time (assuming i am not laid off tomorrow) from the 14th to the 24th, so if people want to turn up early, or hang around a few days, we can have lots of fun.

for the party itself, i plan to have at least two bands play, and possibly a guy spinning techno stuff for awhile. also there will be a sound system that we can use to send messages to the space shuttle, so if you have music you would like to bring, please do so.

also, i will have not only a couch to burn, but a mattress, a love seat, and old dresser, and tons of wood.

i would be glad to see most all of you, and would appreciate it if you would email me at: georged1313@excite.com to let me know if you are coming so that i can add you to a mailing list for party updates and such, also so i can get you phone numbers and directions and plan for food and such.

this is going to be FUN i tell you. i know it is early to start this, but i would like to have as many mockers as possible come, and knowing that none of us are rich, i wanted to leave enough time for everyone to make plans to come.

sheesh.

i really want to go

come to davis, and do this dammit

. nothing ever happens here

.

just dont get killed.

Evil Robot · #2

I'd go but I'd probably wind up using to much TP and clogging your toilet.

sadie · #3

YES, THANKS.

Les Waste · #4

I would like to go, but you probably wouldn't want me there. I'd ruin everything. I'd probably do something like masturbating in your bathroom and ejaculating into a bottle of shampoo and mixing it up real good so you'd never know.

LET'S SEE YOU HOW LIKE CUM HAIR

Carnivore · #5

I can't plan that far in advance, but I'll see if I can swing it when the time comes close. It will be difficult, as I will have to find someone willing to cover my 24-hour shift on Sunday, but with meat as my witness, I will try!

LegoLars · #6

i'd love to come george. i could stand on my head and drink beer and play the guitar and sleep and bring lots of cool music and beeing unfuny uncreative and boring among other things.

but it could be terrible, anyway i'd like to think that. like cinderella.

george · #7

for any of you who are being shy/thinking you would not be cool enough: GET OVER IT AND COME HAVE FUN

despite my seeming asshole demeanor on these boards i am actually a big pussy and very accepting of other people due to low self esteem on my own part. i like a diversity of people because the mix of ideas and attitudes makes for great fun.

PLUS, who else would i have to tell my pants wetting, mexican whore squirting breast milk on me, kicking my boss in the ass, chasing a turd in the bathroom of the armoury of Parris Island, stories to?

no one can ruin one of my parties more than me, so you are all welcome to come and try

Carnivore · #8

Is that a challenge?

george · #9

if you come carnie you have to bring crazy biter. she has not come around on the boards lately and she cracks me up

and yes, it is a challenge

glowbelly · #10

i pass out hugs

and georgie's pants fall down

Carnivore · #11

Are you callin' me a homo?

glowbelly · #12

not unless you would like me to

Carnivore · #13

That question was actually directed at George, but if you really want, you can call me a lesbian.

Anonymous · #14

Chojin - you keep sayin' you want pantitude up there. Why don't you come down and party with pantitude? I did the baltimore thing for two years. You should come party at the pantitude headquarters.

Anonymous · #15

But florida is like, in old people terr'tory

And it's really, really far away

FartinMowler · #16

I would drive down from Ontario just to meet Max. I will just nod my head when he starts talking politics like I understand what he is saying.

ItalianStereotype · #17

then people would silently stare at you until you got uncomfortable and left.

Anonymous · #18

This had better still be on

Anonymous · #19

there arent any old people if you stay in the right places. come on you bastard

FartinMowler · #20

ItalianStereotype
I didn't know it was you handing out the invites. I wouldn't drive 20 minutes to meet you.

Anonymous · #21

You are clearly illiterate Fartin Mowler or whatever the hell your name is. READ the thread.

glowbelly · #22

everybubby's invited

but only i get to cuddle with george on the couch and only if nancy says it's ok

george · #23

this is still on, and more so than ever!!! i have had a busy weekend doing things to my brain that no doctor would reccomend, and i have come to the conclusion that i am a very happy and lucky person and that things are going to be ok.

so i will be dammned if i am not going to have a kick ass patry to celebrate being happy with the people in this world i do like just because some people feel they do not need me

if i quit having fun because of not being wanted then my mother would not have gotten a new coat hanger and a 50 dollar refund oh so many years ago.

so to make it clear: THE PARTY IS STILL ON AND IT IS GOING TO BE EVEN MORE FUN BECAUSE I AM FREE AND UNFETTERED AND WILL NEVER EVER HAVE TO SIT IN A 3 X 5 CUBICLE AND PRETEND TO BE NICE TO SALES PEOPLE AGAIN.

thank you, and please plan to attend.