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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 04:35 PM       
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 06:04 PM        Re: STEPS
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What I want, and most girls want is a guy that:

1.) Calls her at least twice a day to say hi.
2.) Has a nice body.
3.) Repects her opinions and thoughts.
4.) Has a large penis (optional w/some girls).
5.) Is truthful, honest, and loyal.


Follow those steps and you will never go wrong.
thats a little disillusioned dont you think?

i work too much to call some chick and say "hi babe lets fuck when i get home after a 15 hour day".

men can also respect a chicks feeling and thoughts and opinions as long as you dont comment on them which goes into the honest part.

chicks love to be humored. you cant tell some chick she looks a little bigger than she did the last time you say her or you would be dead. you cant call her a bitch when she is being a bitch because that leads into a whole different set of problems.

chicks have no idea what they want other than they want money and a big penis.
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 06:12 PM       
I was reading up to where Arrow X said "ask Fartin"

I have wierd luck with women. MOst women don't like me. It's that preconcieved notion that I would never amount to anything and you know without my wife that might have been true :/ find a women that isn't lazy or put's you down if you want to explore things like anal sex or chasing ducks on the weekend
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 07:24 PM       
Well a lot of the information I got from you guys helps me out some but I still have been going after this one girl for over a year and she seems to always date assholes, and the current one is gay if you ask me but that was in a earlier thread of mine. I know at 17 years old I shouldn't worry about these things but hey I want my share of the pie as well.

By what you people have said I can tell you a few things about me that may focus the help you could give.

- I am 17
- I have a pasty white skin color
- I am pretty skinny but I am toned (as in I have a 6 pack and peck muscles)
- I wouldn't call my self ugly nor really hot
- As for ding dong I can't say it is big when it is only 6" long but I shave the area if that matters at all.
- I am a very nice guy.
- As for my clothing I wear lots of black and dark blues *note* I am not what you would call a goth just that my entire family wares black and I don't even listen to metal all that often.
- I have gotten many thumbs up from some girls about my deep blue eyes not sure if eye color matters but oh well.
- I don't smell
- I am not gay

Well thats somethings about me so do you think I have a chance with a good looking girl?
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 07:29 PM       
About the same chance that a mouse fart has to make me scrunch my nose in a hurricane.
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 08:50 PM       
i can honestly admit i didnt want to know you shave your rod.

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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 10:42 PM       
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MEN NEED SOMEONE TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEM AND COOK FOR THEM
ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU DIFFERENT, IS LYING TO YOU (AND PROBABLY THEMSELVES)
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 11:44 PM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 05:54 PM       
play the guitar. girls will fuck any guy with a guitar. back in college, the dweebiest guys were flocked with hot chicks b/c they could play the opening riff of sweet child o' mine.
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
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girls will fuck any guy with a guitar.
Hahaha no giving away the deepest most specialist secret to the puss rook that was taboo you'll get your ass banned if you continue to breach the sisterhood like this now all these guys are going to drive around with a guitar in their shotgun seat and get laid for no reason whatsoever am I right fellas?
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 06:14 PM       
DID SOMEONE SAY GIRLS LOOK FOR A GUY IN THEM ALREADY, BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 01:11 AM       
Girls look for a lot of things in a guy, but they're usually caught off-guard when you produce a rusty screwdriver (FLATHEAD) from the inner pocket of your coat and proceed to stab them to death. I suggest this idea of concealment for most regular cases. Don't be afraid to pump out the black & decker when things get a little rough, though.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 02:10 AM       
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play the guitar. girls will fuck any guy with a guitar. back in college, the dweebiest guys were flocked with hot chicks b/c they could play the opening riff of sweet child o' mine.
I have it on great authority that this is not true.

For God's sakes, I'm a tattoo artist in a band that have a median average of 17 years musical experience per instrument and I STILL don't get chicks. And yes, I can play Sweet Child O Mine the whole way through, but why would I want to?

I suck. Leave me alone.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 09:34 PM       
mmm well then, at the risk of divulging more secrets of the puss, chicks will fuck any guy with an eyepatch. if you wear an eyepatch AND play the guitar, your life is one big fucking harem.
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Old Aug 15th, 2004, 09:46 PM       
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Girls look for a lot of things in a guy, but they're usually caught off-guard when you produce a rusty screwdriver (FLATHEAD) from the inner pocket of your coat and proceed to stab them to death. I suggest this idea of concealment for most regular cases. Don't be afraid to pump out the black & decker when things get a little rough, though.
I can run a backhoe. I own an impact hammer. Black and Decker doesn't surprise me. The list goes on.

But a man that packs his own tools...

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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 12:43 AM       
Girls want so many things just so they have something to brag about to friends.

Because all girls are so needy and burst in on each others business, your gf will be bombarded with questions like "how often does he call?", "where has he brought you lately?" "blah blah blah does he do this does he do that?"

So obviously girls with less friends are less needy, probably ugly, and expect less since they've probably had few bf's.

Accordingly a majority of you guys will never have a gf.


Now go ahead and tell me that i'm wrong because the truth hurts so much.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 09:20 AM       
And speaking of the truth, you really need to stop fucking your sister so much.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 09:41 AM       
Screw off. Matt is a prophet.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 09:54 AM       
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play the guitar. girls will fuck any guy with a guitar. back in college, the dweebiest guys were flocked with hot chicks b/c they could play the opening riff of sweet child o' mine.
Any other instruments?! Does bass count?!

Turntables?
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 09:59 AM       
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Screw off. Matt is a prophet.
Yes. Young children with disabilities usually are.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:02 AM       
You forgot to call him an incestuous gay virgin.
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 02:59 PM       
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 03:03 PM       
bass guitars only count if you have long hair and can/will play kvlt metal.
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 10:39 PM       
I do not have long hair anymore, nor do I play bass, but I can play kvlt metal on guitar.

Sort of. Like... a 7 on a scale of 10.

Yeeeeeea.
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Old Aug 18th, 2004, 02:29 AM       
facial hair might make up for the long hair loss. sort of.
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