We all know the Metallica tour is coming up, and although most of your repress your absolute former loyality, I'd see these guys no matter what. I went through the blistering heat of an outdoor racetrack arena to see them 2 years ago, and although I nearly collapsed of dehydration, I loved the show, and goddamnit, I'm seeing it again! Now it's at the Edward Jones dome, with A/C.
Then of course the set list. I don't have a problem with Mudvayne, since I find them very comical, so there's 2 bands I like. The others, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Deftones, I do have a very big problem with. Deftones: these guys can't write a decent song to get fed for one night. Linkin Park: I don't associate with a band that makes 10 remixes of their single and call it a 2nd album. Limp Bizkit: Well, we all have a little resentment. The first shitty rap band, now without a guitarist (THANK YOU WES!!!) doin' it's comeback. These stumpfucks have no place in our society, nor anyone elses. A line-up of some of the worst bands one can think of.
Yet, I can't miss out on one of the best bands that ever existed, next to Black Sabbath & Led Zepplin (I don't care what you wanks and lurkers think. THEY DEFINE METAL). There has to be a way to pass the time. Something cheap, yet refined, and maybe trouble-causing...
::mischivous laughter:: I know.
THROW PIES ON POSERS!
This is indeed the best way to immortalize the concert experience.
I'm not talking about baked pies or frozen, that'd be too big of a bitch to handle. I mean the pies that are only crust holders and whip cream, that will splatter easily upon contact. I don't think security would be suspicious if I brought a can of whipped cream and a friend brought crust holders. "I like whip cream on my hot dog, which I promise I'll buy at your food stands!" "I only brought crust holders. What the fuck am I gonna do with them?"
I'm also considering bringing a Sharpie Pen. I can write messages on crust holders. "Thoust shalt not recieve mercy when thoust hast a backwards cap." or something similar. I'll let the words come to me.
And, if I get lucky, I can throw a pie on FRED DURST! That'd be something I can cross off my "Things I Want to do Before I Die" list, right next to 3 women at once and the dream guitar rig (I know I'm a greedy 'lil bastard
).
Anyways, that's my plan and I encourage others to do the same. Happy hunting!
(And I do know Fred was hit by a pie before, but I think that was a lemon key pie, so whoever did it was dedicated to fully humiliate Durst.)
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