ask a stupid question

[cherry]

please, go on, ask a stupid question.

As I am training to be a teacher for students aged 12 and over i thought you lot could help me. you play the role of annoying little shit and I have to give a teacher type answer. Apparently when you are a teacher you are not allowed to swear or use physical violence to control your class, therefore I must investigate alternative options.
now my subject area is philosophy, ethics and religion so there are plenty of stupid questions you can ask.
please remeber that I am not qualified yet and I have a filthy potty mouth.