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Old Aug 28th, 2004, 01:13 AM       
I thought you were an artist.

Actually, I just thought that needed an emoticon, but it really doesn't convey the bitter irony I was going for.

At least France's government is all red beret and black turtleneck sweater-wearing hippie socialists. Don't like that sentence's construction? Well it's PERFECT.
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Old Aug 28th, 2004, 01:17 AM       
I think its about time you indulge yourself in the bitter-sweet shut the fuck up time.
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Old Aug 28th, 2004, 01:22 AM       
I'm gettin a job at tha Dairy Queen. Becuase I'm stupid
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Old Aug 28th, 2004, 01:32 AM       
but artist (not = ) money
yeah I get the RMI which ois money for nothing and the free social security and whatnot. but still.
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Old Aug 28th, 2004, 01:34 AM       
TRK, you are DEAD to me.
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Old Aug 28th, 2004, 01:38 AM       
You're lucky he didn't say that to you in real life, It usually includes a hand to the head followed by the word "FACE!"
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 01:24 AM       
HEY LIQUID DID I MENTION I GOT A RAISE AND PROMOTION AT MY JOB? YEAH NOW I RIDE GO-KARTS ALL DAY FOR $7 AN HOUR.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 02:14 AM       
Since I work for the county my wage is based on their cost of living scale so I make a fabulous 7.47 an hour. It rox.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 09:44 AM       
im waiting a replay from McDs, i submitted a form a few days ago..

anyways, when i worked at safeway, for the first 6 MONTHS i was on 'training pay', which is £2.20 an hour (below uk minumum wage). and all my 'training' consisted of 3 video viewing, very vague directions in what to do, and a crash course in the ways of the freezer department. i was the only one in my department during my shifts, so i couldnt ask anyone for help.

bastards. at least i got 4 quid an hour after my 'training'. then i was moved to the cushy world of till operator
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 11:45 AM       
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HEY LIQUID DID I MENTION I GOT A RAISE AND PROMOTION AT MY JOB? YEAH NOW I RIDE GO-KARTS ALL DAY FOR $7 AN HOUR.
THATS AWESOME.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
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you'll suck anyways. you're from arkansas :/
dammit, you just got on my jerk list
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 10:00 PM       
little do you know that i talk to him on AIM and told him why i said that. i was in a lot of pain and wanted to yell at someone. he was nice about it, and we're buds

i'm not really a jerk :/ most of the time. if i am, it's cause something they did or said really ticked me off, or i just had a terrible day.


EDIT: plus, i always make fun of him being from arkansas. he knows i don't really mean it.
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Old Aug 29th, 2004, 10:01 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 12:10 PM       
hooray, you're off the jerk list
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 01:39 PM       
Norneigre & Dace, & l'isle Britanique,
Par les vnis freres seront vexees :
Le chef Romain issu du sang Gallique,
Et les copies aux forests repoulsees.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 03:28 PM       
I think it's sad that employers are so cheap there must be a government controlled minimum wage, well unless I owned a buisness then I think I might understand more..

anyway, is it possible to actually survive on minimum wage where you live? (assuming you don't live in your parent's basement) because I can't, no matter how poor my lifestyle is...
just wondering if the cost of living in other states make the difference,
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 03:31 PM       
Minimum wage in NJ is 5.15, but I thought they had to pay you more according to your age. :/
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 03:33 PM       
You should Start training to become a Fire Fighter. You get payed good money to sit on your ass all day and wait for a disaster
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 03:47 PM       
That would be sweet until the first disaster, then I would quit..
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 03:51 PM       
Oh, and Firemen also have the best retirement.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
they also tend to die younger than most people - too much stress.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 07:37 PM       
Yup, the way it's looking, I'm gonna retire by age 30 and croak by 45
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