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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 08:59 PM       
Today on Jerry Springer we have Mexican women who aren't sure of who their child's father is.

Next up, we have Carla and her son Jesus Jr.

Jerry: Carla, would you like to see the results of the paternity test?

Carla: Si

Jerry: Oooh...I'm sorry Carla...Jesus is NOT the father of Jesus Jr.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:01 PM       
Jerry: Actually Carla Jesus has something he'd like to share with you.

Carla: what would that be?

Jesus: I'm really your father.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:01 PM       
CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. BOTH OF YOU.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:03 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:05 PM       
OH SNAP I GET IT IT'S BECAUSE I'M A GIRL OMG I'M HURT :< :< :<
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:05 PM       
I think, Arrow, if I saw your obituary in a newspaper, I'd laminate it and stick it on my fridge.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:09 PM       
lol people think im serious. I'm apparently a very likeable person. Exept you stupid neandrathal americans cant cram the slightest Idea through youre thick exxagerated browridge.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:10 PM       
god, you're dumb.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:12 PM       
Arrow, when people say that they "like" you, do they also say ?
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:14 PM       
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:14 PM       
why don't you?
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:15 PM       
ARROWX BEFORE YOU TRY AND DEFEND YOURSELF HERE'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE:



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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:17 PM       
WTF does what I look like have anything to do with this

Firstly I didn't actually know I was responding to before MLE.

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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:18 PM       
god esu is that really NECESSARY
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:19 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:26 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:28 PM       
that's the first witty thing you've said on these boards.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 11:32 PM       
STOP FIGHTING, YOU'RE RUINING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 11:48 PM       
I found jesus when I was in county holding for suspected arson. He actually pronounces it "hesus".
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 02:23 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 01:38 PM       
You know that if theres a black guy pointing a gun at you, whatever you did shouldnt have been that offensive for him to do it.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
God DAMNIT DIE.
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