Confessing a Crush

[Miss Modular]

He's 25, I'm 23.

[Miss Modular]

Because I can't edit:

The distance is nothing I mind, really. Sometimes I'd rather be alone. I don't think I would mind not seeing him too much.

[the_dudefather]

im in a similar scenario, im in scotland, and my 'crush' lives in n.ireland (where i used to live) and im still fighting an imaginary battle in my head thinking what i should do.

hopefully it will all work out before the end credits roll

[Anonymous]

As long as you or he can visit at least once a week I think it could possibly work. Otherwise yer DOOMED

[Miss Modular]

Originally Posted by Chojin

As long as you or he can visit at least once a week I think it could possibly work. Otherwise yer DOOMED

Didn't you and Lenor live really, really far away from each other?

[Anonymous]

Didn't that crash and burn like a balsawood family van?

[Anonymous]

I guess it depends on how you define a relationship 'working.' Some seperation is nice at first, so-as to not let the parties forget what being apart is like. But if you're always just left wanting by the limited time made available to you, you're never satisfied. So that, in my opinion, is a failure to 'work.'

Pluswhich? Most of my relationship with Lenor was us talking about how much we wanted to meet, then when I finally got to meet her, I got treated to the 'miscommunication' line, which I was content to swallow whole at the time. Not to say that she's a bad or deceitful person, but having the cajones to tell me on the phone that I wasn't what she was looking for would have been nice. Then again, me being a horny and stupid fucking teenager would have been real nice for me as well. I can't even read some parts of the old boards without being totally embarassed by myself.

I'm doin' great now, though! Honest!
ASDOASIHAADKASARARAGAHGAHRGAh

[ziggytrix]

at least you learned a lot about love, life, and happiness, and all the things that you do best, and i keep tellin you baby you can keep the rest, just give me the love, the life, and happiness.

[Anonymous]

I want to go to another rave :<

[Helm]

I totally kicked your ass on the old boards, chojin. Show emily that thread so she is disgusted and leaves you for me.

[Anonymous]

You said something about raping a cat that I thought was funny and made a cute little picture of an asian guy waving his arms about, but I think the butt-chin still cinched that deal.

[Helm]

Say what you like. Emily is MINE!

[Anonymous]

That may be, but I'm still the one having sex with her.

[Helm]

uh, I wouldn't call that sex, exactly.

[Anonymous]

Call it whatever you want, but the fact remains that at the end of the day, she's unclothed and motionless and I'm the one towering over her like the guy on the front of the Doom 2 box.

[Helm]

And tower you do What did you break all the DDR machines you used to 'work out' on and now it's back to the monday diet? She's lying there motionless in fear omg omg what is he going to fall on me and break my every bone errriiiiccc

[Anonymous]

YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN???? YOU KNOW WHAT??? THERE WAS NO ULYSSES YOU GULLIBLE BITCH!

[Helm]

DID I MENTION ONCE THAT I LIVE IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE?

[Anonymous]

I HEAR THE FISH ARE REALLY BITING UNDER THE ICE THIS TIME OF YEAR. PRAISE CERES!

[Helm]

ONCE WHEN I WAS PLAYING WITH MY PENIS, I NOTICED A SLIGHT DISCOLORATION ON THE HEAD (LOL NOT ON MY HEAD I MEAN ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS HAHA j/k) AND I RUSHED IN THE BATHROOM TO TRY AND CLEAN THIS FLAKY STRANGE COLOUR OFF MY PENIS. NOW, I WAS ONLY 10 AND ALSO WE ONLY HAD ONE SINK BACK THEN (AH, 400 YEARS OF SLAVERY WILL DO THIS TO ANY FAMILY) SO THERE I WAS, ON MY TOES, TRYING TO EXTEND MY PENIS ENOUGH SO IT REACHED THE RUNNING WATER AND THEN HAHA MY FATHER WALKED IT OMGOSH IT WAS SO AKWARD WE NEVER SPOKE AGAIN

[Anonymous]

THIS REMINDS ME OF A GRAND TALE WHEN I WAS A NUBILE YOUNG LAD AND WENT TO THE LAVATORY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. SADLY, I SPOOKED THE CAT WITH MY APPROACH, AND THE TOILET LID CAME CRASHING TO A HALT ON MY UNSUSPECTING MEMBER. I SHAN'T RECALL THE ENTIRE FAMILY INVESTIGATING THE WAILS.

THE AURORA BOREALIS IS APPROACHING. HAVE YOU A NEW COAT?

[Helm]

I LET IT COAT ME IN IT'S SWIRLY MULTICOLOURED VEILS LIKE UH, IN THAT QUACKSHOT LEVEL WHICH REMINDS ME OF THAT OTHER TIME WHEN I FORCED MY CAT TO LICK MY BALLS HAHA j/k I'D NEVER DO THAT GUYS THE CAT WANTED IT I SWEAR THE BITCH WAS ALL OVER ME


OK CHOJIN DO YOU COLOUR INSIDE THE LINES OR ARE YOU ALL HARDCORE FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME TO WAAAAaahahahah SWOOO EEEK EEK EEK MORELLO SOLO RAAVVVVEEERRRR AND COLOUR OUTSIDE THE LINES ARE YOU A REAL REBEL? "CAUSE I AM AND OH OH PLUS, PLUS, I ALSO HAVE A PENIS, AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EMILY WILL EVENTUALLY CHOSE ME OVER YOU!

[Anonymous]

SOMETIMES?

I BUY A LARGE BAG OF AUTUMN MIX FROM RITE-AID. IT'S GOT CANDY CORN AND PUMPKINS AND SHIT. AT ANY RATE, THE WHOLE THING GETS EMPTIED INTO MY PANTS. THEN? I JUST SIT IN THE WOODS AND WAIT.

YOU'D BE SURPRISED BY HOW GENTLE A GRIZZLY CAN BE.

[Helm]

OK THIS ONE TIME, A FRIEND OF MINE SAID LIEK DUDE YOU HAVE AN AUTOMATIC TUNER FOR YOUR GUITAR, SO, COULD YOU TUNE ANYTHING ELSE WITH IT? AND NEEDLESS TO SAY IT WASN'T LONG BEFORE WE WERE TRYING TO SHOVE THE LITTLE TUNING BOX AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WASN'T SO LITTLE ACTUALLY BUT OK WE WERE TRYING TO SHOVE IT UP MY ASS AND HE WAS LIKE MAN YOUR FARTS HAVE NO SUSTAIN THE TUNER DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO TELL US WHAT NOTE IT'S IN AND NEEDLESS TO SAY SOON ENOUGH WE HAD RIGGED MY WHOLE GUITAR SETUP UP TO A MICROPHONE THAT WAS UP TO MY ASS -HAHA YEAH THATS THE MIC I RECORDED GUITARS FOR YOU WITH- AND WITH DELAY AND REVERB AND EVERYTHING AND I WAS TRYING TO FORCE OUT A FART AND THEN NEEDLESS TO SAY MY DAD WALKED IN HAHA IT WAS AKWARD HE NEVER SUCKED MY DICK AGAIN


Oh, C minor, btw

[theapportioner]

Originally Posted by Miss Modular

Cosmo's right. He's in the city, I'm stuck in a college town several hours north.

Well take the Metro North down to the city and meet up! After all, you need a place to crash... But if you're not so bold, I would suggest being progressively more and more flirty and get a feel for his feelings.

But if you insist on the letter route, I'd make it as chill and non dramatic as you can. Writing a serious letter is like dropping a bomb - can make the other person feel awkward and uncomfortable, not to mention surprised, and from my own experience that has not worked out well.