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Old Nov 1st, 2004, 09:14 PM       
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Old Nov 1st, 2004, 09:23 PM       
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Old Nov 1st, 2004, 10:33 PM       
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Old Nov 1st, 2004, 10:44 PM       
Jesus Christ Sevenforce is the biggest faggot ever.

And I hope racialslur gets banned just for saying that.
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Old Nov 1st, 2004, 11:20 PM       
I almost liked you until you said you were mubert.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:23 AM       
I almost believed myself when I said that.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 06:06 AM       
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AND SO SEVENFORCE AND WTF DECIDED IT DIDN'T MATTER WHO USED THE HORSE DILDO LAST, IT WAS NOW LOST AND THIS MADE THEM BOTH VERY SAD. WHEN THEN THESE JIZZ SWALLOWERS GOT A CUNNING PLAN! THEY WHEN BACK TO THE GAY ASS ADULT STORE AND BOUGHT A DOUBLE DONG. AND WHEN THEY GOT BACK HOME THEY PROCEEDED TO BACK THEIR ASSES UP ONTO THE DOUBLE PLEASURE GIVING DEVICE WHERE UPON THEY MOVED BACK AND FORTH ON IT LIKE A GODDAMN CHINESE FINGER PUZZLE.

AND SO THEN LIKE THEY BOTH HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL FOR EXTREME COLON TEARING AND IT WAS ALL BLOODY AND SHITTY. AND THEN THEY BOTH LIVED WITH COSTOMY BAGS FOR THE REST OF THEIR FAGGOT LIVES.

OH AND EMU AND SCHIMID SUCKED THEIR DICKS THE WHOLE TIME
AND YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS.

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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:19 AM       
I love it when the new guys lay themselves down in supposition before Our Liege Lord. However in this case it is far too easy and I'm doubtful Max would even notice.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:35 AM       
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I love it when the new guys lay themselves down in supposition before Our Liege Lord. However in this case it is far too easy and I'm doubtful Max would even notice.
Terra:

Anyways:

There once was an servant called Terra-ty
That confess she has the sin of vanity,
What makes you think that we ask?
To which she reply with: "Because every morning I look into the mirror I think how beautiful I am"
To which we reply: "Never fear girl, it is only a mistake!"
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:54 AM       
You're just agitated cause Max said that shit about you (and me) and it struck a nerve so you posted a very gay poem about it, then you go after Terra.

Just chill out man. I'm sure Spaz will like you anyway.

I like the shit Max posts.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:05 AM       
My god, WTF your poems suck so badly.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:33 AM       
Seriously guys, shut the fuck up.

None of you are funny. At all. Just stop.

Sevenforce, stop sucking everyone's ass. No one likes it, no matter how many people you "" at.

MetalMilitia, get the idea that you're taking care of the "noobs" right out of your head.

Terra, you're not so bad, but quit with this whole Mad Max lackie shit and stop acting like you're the goddamn spokesman for the site. There're no noobs and no vets unless you fucking make them.

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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:38 AM       
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Seriously guys, i'll shut the fuck up now.

All of you are funny! (Especially Max) Just stop, you're killing me!

Sevenforce, i'll never stop sucking you're dick. No one likes it, but I don't care, no matter how many people "" at me.

MetalMilitia, you're taking care of the "noobs", keep it up! You're a better man than I, sir.

Terra, you're the greatest, only second to Mad Max. I wish I could be his lackie and suck his cock, but i'll just suck Seven's instead. There're no orgasms unless you fucking make them.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:41 AM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:47 AM       
You fucking faggot. You just fucking proved my whole goddamn point.

How old are you now, 19? Happy fucking birthday you sack of shit. I hope someone gives you a cake with dynamite candles and you'll eat it all because you're a stupid fat sack of shit and it'll explode in your stomach, except not like in the cartoons because it'll splatter you all over your walls and all over your hilarious Homer Simpson and South Park posters and there'll be a two-inch pool of blood in your basement and it'll reach the power outlet and it'll electrify your floating chunky shit-pieces until they fry up into dust and there'll be a pool of blood and years from now little children will play in it and fucking pee in it.

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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 10:45 AM       
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Seriously guys, shut the fuck up.

None of you are funny. At all. Just stop.

Sevenforce, stop sucking everyone's ass. No one likes it, no matter how many people you "" at.

MetalMilitia, get the idea that you're taking care of the "noobs" right out of your head.

Terra, you're not so bad, but quit with this whole Mad Max lackie shit and stop acting like you're the goddamn spokesman for the site. There're no noobs and no vets unless you fucking make them.

aghaghagh
Shutup, i will take care of whomever i damn well want.
Anyway im not telling WTF to shut up becasue hes a noob, as i have only been on these boards for a short while, i am telling him to shut up becasue his poems 'suck the fat one'.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 11:24 AM       
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Seriously guys, shut the fuck up.

None of you are funny. At all. Just stop.

Sevenforce, stop sucking everyone's ass. No one likes it, no matter how many people you "" at.

MetalMilitia, get the idea that you're taking care of the "noobs" right out of your head.

Terra, you're not so bad, but quit with this whole Mad Max lackie shit and stop acting like you're the goddamn spokesman for the site. There're no noobs and no vets unless you fucking make them.

aghaghagh
Shutup, i will take care of whomever i damn well want.
Anyway im not telling WTF to shut up becasue hes a noob, as i have only been on these boards for a short while, i am telling him to shut up becasue his poems 'suck the fat one'.
MetalMilitia: O, my, look at the little bespectacled pussy spitting and whining and fuming at the mouth. Hi, pussy cat, you will most certainly steam up those glasses if you continue like this. Take a deep 'meow" and eat your fucking catfood, piss in your box and go to sleep. Your fucking pathetic for a "Vet" with 600 posts to his name. You start a mock war and then you are too fucking stupid to reply quickly enough with something worthwhile and now you "meow" at everyone else in the forum. Fuck, Mad Max should just fucking bitch rape you once and we will all be rid of you forever. Now say your prayers and fucking close your eyes and sleep.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 11:26 AM       
Schimid, it really is better that they work out their fat aggression in Mock Wars instead of ruining the actual forums.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 11:32 AM       
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Seriously guys, shut the fuck up.

None of you are funny. At all. Just stop.

Sevenforce, stop sucking everyone's ass. No one likes it, no matter how many people you "" at.

MetalMilitia, get the idea that you're taking care of the "noobs" right out of your head.

Terra, you're not so bad, but quit with this whole Mad Max lackie shit and stop acting like you're the goddamn spokesman for the site. There're no noobs and no vets unless you fucking make them.

aghaghagh
Shutup, i will take care of whomever i damn well want.
Anyway im not telling WTF to shut up becasue hes a noob, as i have only been on these boards for a short while, i am telling him to shut up becasue his poems 'suck the fat one'.
MetalMilitia: O, my, look at the little bespectacled pussy spitting and whining and fuming at the mouth. Hi, pussy cat, you will most certainly steam up those glasses if you continue like this. Take a deep 'meow" and eat your fucking catfood, piss in your box and go to sleep. Your fucking pathetic for a "Vet" with 600 posts to his name. You start a mock war and then you are too fucking stupid to reply quickly enough with something worthwhile and now you "meow" at everyone else in the forum. Fuck, Mad Max should just fucking bitch rape you once and we will all be rid of you forever. Now say your prayers and fucking close your eyes and sleep.
Im sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck. Now shut up.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 11:38 AM       
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Seriously guys, shut the fuck up.

None of you are funny. At all. Just stop.

Sevenforce, stop sucking everyone's ass. No one likes it, no matter how many people you "" at.

MetalMilitia, get the idea that you're taking care of the "noobs" right out of your head.

Terra, you're not so bad, but quit with this whole Mad Max lackie shit and stop acting like you're the goddamn spokesman for the site. There're no noobs and no vets unless you fucking make them.

aghaghagh
Shutup, i will take care of whomever i damn well want.
Anyway im not telling WTF to shut up becasue hes a noob, as i have only been on these boards for a short while, i am telling him to shut up becasue his poems 'suck the fat one'.
MetalMilitia: O, my, look at the little bespectacled pussy spitting and whining and fuming at the mouth. Hi, pussy cat, you will most certainly steam up those glasses if you continue like this. Take a deep 'meow" and eat your fucking catfood, piss in your box and go to sleep. Your fucking pathetic for a "Vet" with 600 posts to his name. You start a mock war and then you are too fucking stupid to reply quickly enough with something worthwhile and now you "meow" at everyone else in the forum. Fuck, Mad Max should just fucking bitch rape you once and we will all be rid of you forever. Now say your prayers and fucking close your eyes and sleep.
Im sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck. Now shut up.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:02 PM       
Simple poems are best, here's an example...

There once was a faggot named Schimid
Who once molested a kid
He blew a load in his face
Then licked his anal space
And felt proud about the sick shit he did

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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 05:48 PM       
Limericks are cool.

Anyways, whenever I get made fun of, I just kinda let it slide through...my proverbial asscrack...and rape the self esteem out of me. That way, I won't be demeaned as much for trying to fight a pointless battle...OVER THE INTERNET. It's just kinda pointless.

Did I just say that I metaphorically get raped?
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 06:14 PM       
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You fucking faggot. You just fucking proved my whole goddamn point.

How old are you now, 19? Happy fucking birthday you sack of shit. I hope someone gives you a cake with dynamite candles and you'll eat it all because you're a stupid fat sack of shit and it'll explode in your stomach, except not like in the cartoons because it'll splatter you all over your walls and all over your hilarious Homer Simpson and South Park posters and there'll be a two-inch pool of blood in your basement and it'll reach the power outlet and it'll electrify your floating chunky shit-pieces until they fry up into dust and there'll be a pool of blood and years from now little children will play in it and fucking pee in it.

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< That, in a nutshell.

Bubbleman, I can act or say whatever I want to here. As Chojin said, better here than any other thread in the forums. I'll be normal everywhere else, but if you're here, you're fucked. If you don't like it, don't bring your sorry ass here.

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Happy fucking birthday you sack of shit.
Oh, and thanks Schmid. I appreciate it. Fucktard.

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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 06:17 PM       
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Simple poems are best, here's an example...

There once was a faggot named Schimid
Who once molested a kid
He blew a load in his face
Then licked his anal space
And felt proud about the sick shit he did

Thanks, Max. You made me spit out my water.
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