CynicalDave

[Protoclown]

If "containing you" involves tying you up and beating you in the face with hammers, consider me to be very happy indeed.

You're not so much cynical as you are whiney and annoying. Maybe you could just be "Whiney and Annoying Dave" instead.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by FS

Let's bolt Captain Robo down in this thread so Cynical Dave can enjoy his company.

And install buttons with which to feed him.

[Anonymous]

I doubt cynicaldave is that cute

[Jixby Phillips]

Thanks to this thread, I'll be able to laugh very hard whenever CynicalDave claims that he's over our heads

[sadie]

dave, what kind of ice cream do you like best?

[CynicalDave]

Thanks for immortalizing me in picture.


and i love strawberry ice creame

[Anonymous]

From: CynicalDave
To: Chojin
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 1:54 pm
Subject: STOP
Ok, listen. FUCK OFF YOU RETARD! Please for the sake of OUR embarrasment, stfu and mind your own buisness. Seriously, get a life dumbass

[sadie]

dave, dave. calm down, there. anyone who likes strawberry ice cream can't be all bad.

whenever you get all riled up and defensive, just picture yourself indulging in a heaping bowl of real strawberry ice cream. moan a little even, if it helps.

maybe then, you'll end up saving yourself from looking like a pure retard all the fucking time. okay?

YOU CAN DO IT.

[Spectre X]

I'm sad, because nobody makes threads for me, but I'm happy because of that, because it means I'm not as hated as CynicalDave, who can be pretty funny sometimes, but it could also mean that you guys care so little about me that you won't even take the difficulties to make a thread for me, because I am so pathetic.


if anybody quotes this, I suggest for them not to fall asleep, unless they want to find out that they have been brutally murdered by a giant, baby-eating, laser eyed robot when they wake up.

[Captain Robo]

Les Shit(Waste, whatever)

COMEDY GOLD

[FS]

Sorry Robo. You can't leave this thread anymore. We need to keep you here to prevent Cynical Dave from breeding.

Chojin:

[sadie]

robo, that's like a microcosm of your overall suckitude.

[mburbank]

Hey, Dave? Who silenced you, man? 'Cause they did a really bad job and I want to talk to them about the quality of their workmanship.

Oh, and just FYI, if you want anybody to believe you've been silenced, for like, pity or righteosuness or whatever, you need to shut the fuck up.

'Cause right now? You're not very believeably silenced. See, that would be quieter. I n the you posting department.

[Rongi]

Chojin for making this thread

[Esuohlim]

"Les Shit(Waste, whatever)"


This is exactly why everyone hates you. Well, not exactly, but one of the dominant qualities that you are so full of. Exceedingly clever comments like these = Everyone hates you not because you made fun of them, but because you failed miserably at it.

You give newbies a bad name.

[Rongi]

Esuohlim, shut the fuck up, you're no worse then him.

[The Unseen]

How did Dave get so many people to hate him in so little time? And also, can people get banned/frozen off of the messageboards....*hint**hint* to RoG.....

[Les Waste]

Down boy. Milhouse backwards isn't bad.

And he's a hell of a lot better when compared with CynicalDave

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Les Waste

he's a hell of a lot better when compared with CynicalDave

I'll give him that

But that's all

[wreckreation]

rongi, shut the fuck up, you're no worse then him.

[Rongi]

Hello wreck

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Rongi

Esuohlim, shut the fuck up, you're no worse then him.

No one will say that when I get 800 more posts. :/

[Rongi]

What?

[Esuohlim]

No one likes me because I'm new.

For the record though, I've never created a topic, let alone a retarded one. At least give me that.

[Helm]

And install buttons with which to feed him.

And then like, not press them!

As to Esuohlim, he's okay. And he's right, when some time passes, even retarded fucks like you, Rongi, will be going all likey likey and omg that's funny.