I want an EcoSphere

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by Mockery

Don't be a douchebag. You know the thought of ruling over tiny shrimp encased in a glass orb gets you all wet with excitement.

Maybe if it were in an oversized lightbulb my panties would get a little moist. But I might have just changed my mind because I just saw the large one's for sale downtown for $30.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

Maybe if it were in an oversized lightbulb my panties would get a little moist. But I might have just changed my mind because I just saw the large one's for sale downtown for $30.

$30?? Are you serious? What place is selling them for that cheap? Then I could rule MANY shrimp :o

[dreaddi]

It's cool, but wouldn't it already break and the shrimp die while it's getting delivered? Or do you activate it somehow.. like a tamagotchi

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by Mockery

$30?? Are you serious? What place is selling them for that cheap? Then I could rule MANY shrimp :o

It was at some store that sold scientific novelty products. Stuff like the smart vaccumes, razor thin stereo speakers, and other crap that is amazing but unnecessary. It was in downtown Seattle.

[Mockery]

Damnations, I must find one that cheap.

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

It was at some store that sold scientific novelty products. Stuff like the smart vaccumes, razor thin stereo speakers, and other crap that is amazing but unnecessary. It was in downtown Seattle.

The Sharper Edge?

[Command Prompt]

IMAGE, The Sharper IMAGE I'm Canadian and even I know THAT much.

[Emu]

SHUT UP

[McClain]

DO NOT shake it, drop it, or otherwise treat EcoSphere roughly - it is someone's home.
DO NOT overexpose your EcoSphere to light.
HEY! I SAID DO NOT shake your EcoSphere!
DO NOT lube your EcoSphere with sexual jelly and insert EcoSphere in your buttox.
DO NOT cry to EcoSphere about how you have no friends and this world of micro organisms is the only thing to touch your penis in the past 3 years.
DO NOT show EcoSphere pictures of your Jewish internet friends.
DO NOT allow EcoSphere to roll in to the kitchen for a late-night snack.
DO NOT let EcoSphere coerce you in to going to the mall for some "DDR fun."
DO NOT put a wig on your EcoSphere and place it on the back of a donkey.
DO NOT confuse your EcoSphere for a shot glass of Congnac.
DO NOT take your EcoSphere to Red Lobster.
DO NOT rest your EcoSphere in kitty litter.
DO NOT let any of these warnings keep you from purchasing the EcoSphere.

[liquidstatik]

omg im going to teach them to speak! ;x

[McClain]

DO NOT teach your EcoSphere to speak.

[kellychaos]

[Mockery]

Goddamnit McClain, that post of yours cracked me up.


































...and I still want an EcoSphere

[Big McLargehuge]

what the fuck, this is just sea monkeys for the lazy

[pissed off salesman]

just do what I did, put a fire ant colony in a jar. Then you can open up the jar and put in rats for your ants to eat, or put in bull ants for them to battle with!

[Dr. V]

Originally Posted by pissed off salesman

just do what I did, put a fire ant colony in a jar. Then you can open up the jar and put in rats for your ants to eat, or put in bull ants for them to battle with!

Now that sounds fun. And it's cheaper.

[hix1122]

Id buy you one Mockery, but you would fuck it up like bender did... BUT THEN YOU WOULD MEET GOD