MODERN DAY FAIRY TALES (ADD YOURS)

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Once upon a time, our young, well not so young, modestly young...old, but not completely old, not middle aged old, but still not a child, hero has made his way to the lavatory to relieve some much needed relieving. As he approached the fixture ready to urinate, he pulled the seat up. Unfortunatley, this man he did not know his own strength and the seat hit the back of the toilet and bounced back and stayed at a 75 degree angle. Thinking nothing of it, the hero proceed to do his pissings. Before he could finish, the not aligned toliet seat surrendered to the powers of gravity and fell to it's resting position, smacking our hero's pee right back onto his person. Even though splattered with his tinkle he continued to pee with the toliet seat down. Like a true hero, never stopping in a middle of a mission.

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