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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 09:54 PM       
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With half of the new members being complete retards with what I surmise as maybe a stick of bubblegum functioning for their central nervous systems, I'm almost surprised that no one made any mention of having games like Jeopardy and typing in curse word answers.

HOWEVER, heh heh... I do remember my NES would on occasion get glitchy and I'd input the same bastard answers into my copy and laugh out loud when "What is cheese-covered monkey cock" would get a "CORRECT QUESTION" and award me my $100.
I used to play wheel of fortune on SNES (glitchiest game ever)
and,wait,I forgot. But,it was funny. Oh yes.


Also,Master Of Unlocking is too easy.
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 12:58 PM       
Wellllllll....

Blockbuster's running a "Game Rentals This Week Only $2.99" promotion so I rented a few games I'd never gotten the chance to try yet...

One of the ones I rented, The Matrix: Path Of Neo, was one of these oddly hilarious situations...

Should this be a SPOILER ALERT for you uppity types? Since it's in the beginning of the game, it ain't spoiling a thing. Asses.

In the beginning Morpheus gives you the choice between the red pill and the blue pill and I'd decided to grab the blue pill to see what happens. After expressing his disappointment, Morpheus leaves Neo be and he awakens by his alarm clock as if it were all a dream.

At this point my girlfriend (who's playing The Sims 2 on the TV opposite the one I'm on) looks over and I say to her, "Well, that ended better than Matrix: Revolutions did." For some reason this cracked her up and that in turn set me off too. Eh.
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 01:33 PM       
so the game just ends if you pick the blue pill?
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 03:19 PM       
Having escort missions in Smash Brothers.

Each person gets two characters...the first is your defender, and you get 5 lives with him. The second is the escort, who gets ten. You guard your second character with your first, and the first doesn't move at all. It's kind of like Capture The Flag, I guess. Fighting the defender is UNACCEPTABLE, you have to go after the escort UNLESS you're protecting your own.

Hard, I know.
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 03:37 PM       
I liked carrying that giant pig to the top of outset island then throwing it off the cliff
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 04:59 PM       
In Super Smash Bros., I played agains't this kid as Jigily Puff, and I would drive him nuts by following him around, putting him to sleep, and then doing that special attack (where you have to be very close up) and sending him flying.
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Old Mar 15th, 2006, 05:29 PM       
I remember when I was quite a bit younger I used to hang out with a load of kids from my neigbourhood (as you do) and we used to play some wrestling game but secretly all gang up on this one kid then we all just keep him on low hp so he couldn't do anything and then throw him out of the ring. He usually started crying. It was pretty funny.
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Old Mar 16th, 2006, 08:17 PM       
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so the game just ends if you pick the blue pill?
It doesn't END, per se, but it gives you the option of restarting the level (as if you'd died or something).
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 01:28 AM       
Playing Tecmo Bowl on the Genesis, and winning only after a fieldgoal hit the upright and bounced in. It was the first time I was physically attacked for something that happened in a video game.

Now that I type that I don't think I've been physically attacked since then due to something in a video game. Damn douche bags in 9th grade.
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Old Mar 17th, 2006, 06:01 AM       
Flooring every player on the field in Temco's World cup on the NES.Also shooting the merchants ship in Z:WW full with arrows or drop bombs on it is very satisfying.Or shooting your red boat in the head with the grappling hook over and over again.Or repeatedly lower your grapple hook in and out the water very fast is also fun...
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 10:22 AM       
I can only remember when Me and my brother were playing WWF Royal Rumble for the Snes. We were playing a Royal Rumble match and we were the last two men in the ring. My brother always beat me at that game (he is 7 years older than me) and He was acting like the big man and just spending 10 minutes beating on me. So he went and Got on top of the Turnbuckle and was about to jump on me when I got up and pushed him off the Post and out of the ring.
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Old Mar 18th, 2006, 12:26 PM       
This is new...

In NFS:Most wanted,having 20 troops and 3 Cross Corvette's after me,crashing into a sign,and watching it kill every single one of them at once.

Good Times
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 07:52 PM       
Blowing up Tryant/Mr X in Resident Evil 2 with the Rocket Launcher, IMMEDIATELY after the sequence where he emerged from the background (I had already started the game with it), like he was nothing.
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 08:02 PM       
My favourite moment is when my pal and I only recently discovered World Cup Soccer and had endless fun tackling each other and watching the player's eyes bulge out. We were rolling.
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 08:44 PM       
Standing Behind a sniper in Metal Gear Online, and saluting a sniper whos been ravaging my team for about 3 minutes before he notices me. At wich point i Planted a tranq dart into his face and proceeded to keep him sedated for a total of 12 minutes while my team defeated the other 3 members of his team, they sucked really really bad and this one guy wat pretty much their whole team.)


That and realizing that Sokolov is voiced my Dr.Mindbender.
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Old Mar 21st, 2006, 10:00 AM       
Also,I outran Seargent Cross with two blown out tires and with the SUV'S Ramming
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 04:15 PM       
Back when I first played Twisted Metal 2, everything about it was badass. I loved to blow up the Eiffel Tower and run over bystanders. That pissed me off when there were no bystanders in TMIII.
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 06:22 PM       
Oh god, Duke Nukem on the N64, me and my friend playing Co-op mode with invincibility on, unlimited Jetpack, and the level with the train.


Hitting each other with the train...I don't know why, but it made us laugh until tears... D:
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 06:24 PM       
For some reason, riding a tractor while getting chased by the cops in San Andreas is the fucking funniest thing in video game history.
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 06:47 PM       
I loved shooting at people from atop a moving car.
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 07:12 PM       
I love taking the "tower mower," going through traffic, backing up into a car, and pulling them behind me, flailing them into things.
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 07:46 PM       
jumping off the mountain in GTA was fun, i managed to land safely once when i drove off the 'ramp' with a moped.

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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 08:59 PM       
in MGS3 killing the end while hes helpless in his wheelchair on the docks and watching mim explode and take out every last defender.
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Old Mar 25th, 2006, 03:15 PM       
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in MGS3 killing the end while hes helpless in his wheelchair on the docks and watching mim explode and take out every last defender.
I did that on accident once
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Old Mar 25th, 2006, 03:51 PM       
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