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Jeff The Ninja · #26

Im thinking, Should we Start a I-Mock Region of the world?

Juttin · #27

The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for ACTIONIA JUNIOR's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that zombies could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the zombie population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Samuel Dredd. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have zombie kebabs, zombie pies, zombie-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"I agree that something needs to be done about zombie over-population," says random passer-by Pete Spirit, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]

"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Lars McGuffin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The zombies were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The zombie is part of what makes ACTIONIA JUNIOR a great nation!"

Fathom Zero · #28

Neverwhere Land:

"Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Neverwhere Land's national animal is the narwahl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Anus."

My nation's children are priviledged.