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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 01:59 AM       
I'm a fatass and always have been. Well, I'm not really fat, but I've always carried extra weight that I shouldn't have. I'm trying to lose it now but I doubt that's going to happen.

Oh well. Life sucks. What can ya do?
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 04:45 AM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 05:47 AM       
Other than play DDR, you can GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING

People sholdnt complain about being fat when they arent trying to prevent it. I dont mean dietary pills and crap, but exercise!
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 05:47 AM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 05:56 AM       
This could be the greatest trend ever

Im not making fun of protoclown, since he says he's not fat just not muscly

i made that word up

I'm talkin about like, OBESE people who go cry on Richard Simmons
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 06:46 AM       
lol ur a fag

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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 12:10 PM       
I do work out. I've gained a lot of muscle but I don't think I've really lost much of the fat. Doesn't feel like it anyway.
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 12:18 PM       
I watched one of Simmons's Sweatin' to the Oldies videos once, and there was this really freaky guy who looked like a cross between Wil Wheaton and Arnold Schwarzeneggar.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 12:22 PM       
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a King
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 03:53 PM       
If you are high school age, middle class, and 20-40 pounds over weight, start smoking pot. Your parents won't be able to give you more than 5-10 dollars per day, for "food". You will naturally not buy lunch/snacks, to afford dimes/dubs. If you don't eat after you smoke, you will loose weight. And since you've spent your food money on pot, you're half-way there.

I've lost about 10 pounds this way~
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 05:30 PM       
But doesn't pot usually stimulates the appetite?
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 05:46 PM       
Yes, and that's why it's so good. It speeds up your metabolism, maybe it burns calories or fat or something. I just know I have lost alot of wieght on it. It's really not hard to avoid eating while on it, ciggerettes will calm your appetite, but I don't smoke them. Alot of my pothead friends do, and they are all thin. They all stopped eating school lunches to save up their lunch money to buy pot. And it shows.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 08:22 PM       
What a brilliant diet plan. Eliminate fat cells and brain cells in one fell swoop.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 09:03 PM       
You have to admit that it seems to be working, Carni.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 09:13 PM       
What? What are you guys talking about? I'm confused...
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 01:16 PM       
If you're feeling bad about being overweight, I suggest you look into exactly why it makes you feel that way. Is it because you find your body unable to operate as you'd want it to (or some other misc. functionary issue), or is it because you think it makes you unatractive? If it's the latter, then I think the problem is much more psychological than physical. Losing weight might seem to fix such complexes, but all it really does is make them irrelevant. Not good.


But what do I know, all the girls wanted me in highschool
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 03:21 AM       
The whole idea of skinny=attractive is mostly media programming. I have a bit of meat on my bones, and I have never had a problem finding men. I have found that it has more to do with how you carry yourself
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:46 AM       
"It speeds up your metabolism, maybe it burns calories or fat or something. " -thats not true. Pot just fools your body into thinking its hungry. And it makes everything taste oh so good.
If you want to lose weight it HAS to be a sensible diet and exercise. There is no other safe way....try walking more. People are too reliant on their cars these days.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 09:14 AM       
Excercise is even more important than eating right. And it improves your mood too.


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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 10:26 AM       
I would say they go hand in hand really, if you are eating more calories than you burn during exercise you will put on weight.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 10:37 AM       
Actually, I've always wanted to gain weight, that's been my problem. I've finally put on some weight in the past year since I started taking martial arts and working out a bit, but still, I'd like to put on more weight. It probably has something to do with the fact that I only eat one really good meal per day. For breakfast I maybe have a pop-tart or somethin, and for lunch I have peanut butter sammiches almost every day. I only drink ginger ale and juice (fruit punch). Dinner I normally eat a bit more though... huge portions of spaghetti, stir fried beef (with no veggies and a lot of soy sauce), pizza, breads, etc etc.

But back to the whole weight thing, it's the same old story... people will always compare themselves with those who are famous and in the public eye and have tons of money to spend on personal trainers and make-up and crazy health foods. It's no wonder there's so many people that feel like shit about themselves... and while I might think they look very attractive, they'll still insist they're "ugly" or "too fat" or whatever. It's a very sad thing indeed :/
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 10:58 AM       
I'm more or less the same. Don't eat regularly enough - just a quick bite for breakfast, another somewhere around lunch, then dinner, and often later in the evening I start really eating again. It's probably not healthy.

I've always been skinny, but I'm kinda short too. So basically, I'm puny. I don't expect to be getting much taller, so I'd like to fill out some more.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 10:58 AM       
Rog, you need to get some fruit & veg in yer life mate. You can't be a martial arts bad ass on a diet of pop tarts and ginger beer
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 11:11 AM       
I dont eat as often as I need to either. I think a big part of that though is I dont eat when I dont have to. I think people eat even if they dont have to alot of the time. I think alot of time people also eat cause they like to. Personally I dont really care, I dont really love eating like alot of people and dont have "favoriate foods" or foods I would just "die for". And I think because of that I will never be overwieght.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 11:12 AM       
Stop calling it ginger beer damnit!

The only fruit I really eat is bananas. I don't mind them at all, I just often forget to buy them or bother eating them. As for veggies, I'll eat peas (though I'm very picky about what kind), potatoes, and corn. That's about it.
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