Why would you WANT to be a goth?

[The One and Only...]

Well, answer me!

All these "goths" I've ever seen just bitch about their life. "Oh, woe is me, a vampire in a mortal body" shit. Or the whole "tortured artist" bit. That shit is gay.

Why don't you stop bitching and do something with your life instead. Like beat your problems with large, heavy objects and quit being a homosexual. I think you'll find that it's quite theraputic.