THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE

[Geggy]

1. snort in wassabi sauce through my nose
2. get drunk at kahl's funeral and start a mosh pit
3. bitch slap george lucas for ruining star wars

[Hobo Renee]

1. Have sex on Divine's grave and have John Waters walk up to me and say "Hey you crazy kids! Lets make smores." and then do the Zap! thing from the Simpsons.
2. Get hired as a waitress at Hooters and then gain a lot of weight before my first day of work.
3. Have a bunch of kids and yell "It's pudding time!"...a lot (note: I ripped this off from a friend, but I think it's noteworthy.)
4. Move the Northwest and complain about how happy I am.
5. Have more ideas...

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom

4. Eat sushi

I can not beleive you've never eaten sushi. It's better then sex



1. Start a mob of a punch of pussies

[The One and Only...]

1. Develop a guitar that sounds like the various tunes of a chainsaw.
2. Push a lot of very important buttons, having no idea what I'm doing. Preferably buttons that operate nukes.
3. Meet a schitzophrenic whose multiply personalities are schitzophrenics.
4. Take away Ninjavenom's sushi before he can eat it.
5. Cause a cutural revolution.
6. Fill up a watergun with my piss and shoot people with it.

[kahljorn]

1. laugh at one of protoclowns jokes... accomplished.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

6. Fill up a watergun with my piss and shoot people with it.

One of my friend's did that at a party when I was, like, 10. We are all "THAT'S GAH-ROSS "

[Alpha Nerd]

1. Build a house
2. Paint a picture
3. I don't Know

[The Retro Kat]

1. Get 7 more blowjobs.
2. Get 7 more fucks.
3. Get 7 the movie.
4. Walk around naked for a whole week.
5. Jack off to the accindent with the train involving kahl.
6. Severly beat the shit out of the noob, Mike.

[CaptainBubba]

1. Break a beer bottle IN ANGER.
2. Take a bullet for someone.
3. Perform the Angry Dragon ( Get a blowjob, then at the moment of ejaculation punch the girl/boy in the stomache, causing a regurgitation which will shoot the sperm into the victims nasal cavity causing hot sticky gizz to come out of said victims nose)
4. Give a girl a necklace I've been saving since I was 12 and have her get all emotional about it then watch Strangers with Candy/ Family Guy on DVD and eat Kettle popcorn (Best possible date ever).
5. Punch a televangelist in the face screaming "HEAL" every time I hit him.