I'm talking to YOU!

[freakachu420]

Yes, YOU, you complete and utter waste of food and oxygen.

You come here EVERY DAY, probably twelve times a day, to read the boards and comment. Unfortunately, when you see the words MOCK WARS, the little hamster in the wheel that runs your brain function decides to take a coffee break; drooling, you suddenly realize that the words "Mock Wars" must SURELY mean "How much space can I waste on the internet in one day?"

Well, it's old and tired now. Every halfway-interesting thread that you enter quickly deteriorates into "u suck!" "well, your gay!" "so's you're mom!" type humor, which while funny the first forty-seven times, has rapidly lost its charm. These are NOT mockeries, you half-witted cancer-infested lab rat. They're grammar-school whinings.

And speaking of grammar, maybe you should spend less time on the internet and more time reading a book. You know, like "Run, Spot, Run"? You construct your sentences like a two-year-old constructs a Lego house. And spelling? What a joke. It's a miracle you passed enough of your English classes to graduate middle school. Which, now that I think about it, you may not have, considering the level of what you think is "humor".

Give us a break, would you? Pick up a hobby, like crocheting or dropping acid, and leave the rest of us who've been lucky enough to actually RETAIN some brain cells alone. If you can't do that, at least pull your pinky out of your nose and your wits out of your ass and make SOME attempt at amusing someone besides yourself. You degrade everything that I-Mockery is supposed to stand for.

Thanks.

~~freakachu

note: If you think I couldn't possibly be talking to you, you're probably wrong.