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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 11:51 PM       
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Permission to erase this thread
you have to ask before you can ask this, C. Didn't you read the thread?

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Jixby, do I have permission to ask you something?
You have to ask me before you can ask this, unless you are asking to ask my permission, Hickman. If that's the case then go ahead.

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I request permission to request permission to jack off.
You may ask permission!

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youre not allowed to post in this thread.

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May I have permission to ask for permission to tell Drew that he makes me wish that I could trade my soul to the devil to see him bathe and eventually drown in his own luke warm ejaculate?
yes you may!

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i hate wearing a suit and tie to visit this site all the time.
youre supposed to ask permission before you say this
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 11:53 PM       
Can I post this sentence?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:00 AM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:03 AM       
Alright Jixby, may I have permission to have hideously kinky sex with the girl in your sig?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:04 AM       
Can I post THIS sentence?

OMG, I FORGOT TO SAY MOTHER MAY I.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:10 AM       
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Alright Jixby, may I have permission to have hideously kinky sex with the girl in your sig?
yes you may.

I should remind you all yet again that you don't need to tell me what you are planning to ask after you've been granted permission to ask permission! You may simply just ask for permission!

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Can I post THIS sentence?

OMG, I FORGOT TO SAY MOTHER MAY I.
Yes to the first sentance, but the second one you'll should have asked first!
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:44 AM       
PERMISSION TO POST THIS PICTURE I TOOK OF YOU AT MY PARTY LAST THURSDAY

Edit: Pic removed. Use context clues.

I DIDN'T MIND YOU GUYS DOING THAT AT MY PARTIES BUT THATS LIKE THE THIRD GUY YOU WERE WITH THAT NIGHT? WHATS THE DEAL?

JIZZBY FUCKLIPS
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 02:16 AM       
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Alright Jixby, may I have permission to have hideously kinky sex with the girl in your sig?
yes you may.

I should remind you all yet again that you don't need to tell me what you are planning to ask after you've been granted permission to ask permission! You may simply just ask for permission!
The only reason is because you asked me to be specific about what I was asking permission for

May I have permission to ask more permission?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 04:59 AM       
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PERMISSION TO POST THIS PICTURE I TOOK OF YOU AT MY PARTY LAST THURSDAY

(RUDE pornography)

I DIDN'T MIND YOU GUYS DOING THAT AT MY PARTIES BUT THATS LIKE THE THIRD GUY YOU WERE WITH THAT NIGHT? WHATS THE DEAL?

JIZZBY FUCKLIPS
Okay, I'm breaking character here, but don't people get banned for posting porn?

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May I have permission to ask more permission?
Okay, I'm breaking character here, but don't people get banned for asking for more permission?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 05:16 AM       
Well, if I had more permission, I could get away with a lot more.

But then again, maybe you should do like handgun shops and institute a 3 day waiting period for permission.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 05:25 AM       
can i ask permission from jixby?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 05:33 AM       
yes you may!
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 06:40 AM       
can i ask permission from jixby to thank him for giving me permission to ask permission?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 09:24 AM       
THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST FUCKING GAY THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!MY GOD SREW U ANDUR PERMISSION ASKING NAZI WAYS I HATE YOU , NOW JIXBY YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO GO AND KILL UR SELF
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 09:27 AM       
Jixby, may I ask your permission?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 09:38 AM       
may I have permission to ask you permission to gain superpowers in some kind of industrial accident which thusly renders me unstoppable so I can do good and give everybody food for free and so that I can also give you a Ginat Robot of Doom just so that I can have a nemesis, even if that nemesis is far more witty than I could ever be?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 09:47 AM       
Jixby, all I want to ask you is, Can I give you a cyber hi-five?
So I guess I'm asking permission to ask permission to give you a cyber hi-five. PLEASE.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 10:05 AM       
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I request permission to request permission to jack off.
You may ask permission!
I request permission to jack off.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 10:48 AM       
CAN I HAVE PERMISSION? I WARN YOU THOUGH IT IS QUITE CRAZY WHAT IM PLANNIGN
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 11:11 AM       
Unfortunately, C did not obtain a parent's signature on his permission slip, and has been banned for a month.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 04:34 PM       
may i have permission to have casual fridays, or even TGIFridays
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 04:59 PM       
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can i ask permission from jixby to thank him for giving me permission to ask permission?
Yes!

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THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST FUCKING GAY THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!MY GOD SREW U ANDUR PERMISSION ASKING NAZI WAYS I HATE YOU , NOW JIXBY YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO GO AND KILL UR SELF
I'll let you off with a warning, but you really need to ask permission before posting in this thread! Thanks!

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Jixby, may I ask your permission?
Go ahead, buddy!

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may I have permission to ask you permission to gain superpowers in some kind of industrial accident which thusly renders me unstoppable so I can do good and give everybody food for free and so that I can also give you a Ginat Robot of Doom just so that I can have a nemesis, even if that nemesis is far more witty than I could ever be?
Sounds pretty weird but go ahead!

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Jixby, all I want to ask you is, Can I give you a cyber hi-five?
So I guess I'm asking permission to ask permission to give you a cyber hi-five. PLEASE.
Okay!

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I request permission to jack off.
Who are you asking, Nerd?

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CAN I HAVE PERMISSION? I WARN YOU THOUGH IT IS QUITE CRAZY WHAT IM PLANNIGN
Haha, sure don't go TOO crazy though!

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Unfortunately, C did not obtain a parent's signature on his permission slip, and has been banned for a month.
lol

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may i have permission to have casual fridays, or even TGIFridays
Did you ask if you could ask this? I can't remember... Oh well, I suppose I'll let it fly this one time, since I forgot... who are you asking, Professor?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
Jixby can i ask permission to ask permission later so i dont have to ask permission then?
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 05:10 PM       
No. Just kidding, I mean yes!!!!
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 05:18 PM       
Hey! I WANT PERMISSION!!!! Will you give me some permission? Please?
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