The most horrible movie you've ever seen.

[Esuohlim]

I didn't like Awake either but calling it the most horrible movie you've ever seen is not only retarded but it's also completely lazy. Try again.

[HungryWantBiddy]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I didn't like Awake either but calling it the most horrible movie you've ever seen is not only retarded but it's also completely lazy. Try again.

ok, ok. umm.. how about How High? Norbit? Any of the horrible family movies starring Ice Cube (he used to be cool, too)? I swear, I'm not racist.

besides, you're just calling me out because of the ted kennedy remark. awake did suck though. hard. and not JUST because I got busted trying to nail a fat chick.

[Rongi]

I really really liked The Squid and The Whale

The Covenant probably isnt the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's the only one that sticks out to me.

[ScruU2wice]

Oh man I hated the squid and the whale, it was just an ultra pretentious movie about this ultra pretentious guy. I can understand how people can like it but I was expecting a lot more out of it. I just couldn't get over the how big an asshole the dad was, nor did I want to see an entire movie based on it.

Rules of attraction was awful to me because it tried to strike a chord as something real, but it was just a typical college movie where the kids don't go to class and just do coke and weed all the time. There was no residue of reality in the relationships and setting. The only part that I liked was the emo lunch server that kills herself because she doesn't to get banged by her secret crush, and only because she was completely transparent through out the whole movie, and no one noticed her before or after she died.

[AChimp]

Hulk.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh oh oh oh oh did I mention I had to watch Open Season fucking three times

because I did

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I was going to say The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I had to sit through this live action adaptation of Alice In Wonderland, with Martin Short and Whoopi Goldberg in it, while babysitting once. Agonizing.

[Zbu Manowar]

Originally Posted by Emu

I liked Pleasantville.

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Yeah, Pleasantville's great.

One day you must tell me the level of zen or the grain alcohol you had to get through that.

Should I mention 'Lost Highway?' I saw that in the theater and since it'll probably never be released on DVD due to the factors surrounding its release, I don't think it's fair to even state how mindbendingly awful it is. Not even the nudity can really make it worthwhile.

[AlliSabbah]

Originally Posted by Zbu Manowar

One day you must tell me the level of zen or the grain alcohol you had to get through that.

Should I mention 'Lost Highway?' I saw that in the theater and since it'll probably never be released on DVD due to the factors surrounding its release, I don't think it's fair to even state how mindbendingly awful it is. Not even the nudity can really make it worthwhile.

I believe Lost Highway is already out on DVD. Unless the one my ex wife had was a transfer from vhs. I hated that movie and the fact that she loved it so much just makes me hate it that much more.

[sspadowsky]

Fear Dot Com. Without a doubt.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by sspadowsky

Fear Dot Com. Without a doubt.

seconded.

[Fathom Zero]

Haha, that is a horrible movie.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by sspadowsky

Fear Dot Com. Without a doubt.

Do you want to hurt me, sspadowsky?








Liar.

[Geggy]

Madhouse and Curly Sue. What a couple of shitbags.

[MetalMilitia]

Chuck and Larry is the most juvenile, offensive piece of shit ever.

Spanglish was completely devoid of any kind of humor and was boring as fuck.

The SAW series are completely unimaginative, unintelligent shit-fests.

Monkey Bone -Dreadful in just about every respect.

[RaNkeri]

Oh god, it's impossible to name just one, but here are few ones I've seen once and don't want to see again:

Mario Bros.
Alone in the dark
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Turtles 3
and couple of Van Damme's and Seagal's latest action movies, which aren't even bad good :/

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I liked that

But come the hell on! It's called Across the Universe! (GASP) A BEATLES SONG! You know that one that sucks but somehow we all know it? Yeah.

I still love that movie, so eat my ass.

[WhiteRat]

The worst movie i've ever seen would have to be Jurassic Park 3. God that movie was absolutely horrible. The only redeemable thing about going to that god forsaken movie was that my friend and I were really high and we got to see the first preview for the first Spiderman, including the now deleted scene where he catches a helicopter in a giant web between the Twin Towers.

Napolean Dynamite sucked ass, too.

[HickMan]

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

I liked that

But come the hell on! It's called Across the Universe! (GASP) A BEATLES SONG! You know that one that sucks but somehow we all know it? Yeah.

I still love that movie, so eat my ass.

And that's why I will never take anything you do or say seriously. Anyone who thinks Across the Universe pays great homage to one of the centuries greatest musicians must never really have listened to The Beatles.

This movie butchers what was some fantastic music and throws a whole bunch of bullshit on top.

Seriously, fuck this movie. Every time I post about it I hate it even more.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I never said it paid a great homage to it. I said it was a good movie, NOTHING about this being fantastic to the Beatles and is like a suped-up version of their music. It's not and nothing ever will be. I just thought it was a good movie.

[HickMan]

Well...you're wrong. And don't throw your opinion bullshit at me.

[Fathom Zero]

Throw facts at him.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Originally Posted by HickMan

Well...you're wrong. And don't throw your opinion bullshit at me.

It IS a fact that nothing can or will be as good as the Beatles goddamnit!

[Mockery]

"Deck The Halls" with Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick. It will make you want to vomit anal blood.

[Zbu Manowar]

Originally Posted by Mockery

"Deck The Halls" with Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick. It will make you want to vomit anal blood.

I remember having to sit through the previews for that movie when I had Comcast Digital Cable. Whenever I would try to get some On Demand TV going, it would play and it was one of those trailers that would always reveal the entire premise of the movie. Somehow the 'I'm the king of Christmas around here/no you're not, I am/no, I am' plot just made me wish that the movie would end with some crazed nerd finding an AK-47 and blowing apart the whole town, leaving Devito and Broderick dying of gaping stomach wounds.

Seriously, does Matthew Broderick even care anymore? The way his career has gone in regards to movies, I would think he would reach Steve Guttenberg levels of desperation to go back to his glory days. Devito, on the other hand, has no conscience. This is the man who was either doomed to sell used cars and live as a fifty year old virgin or do shitbombs like Junior and Twins.

Speaking of which, does anybody remember Junior? I caught a few minutes of it on cable and I realized that I hated it as much as I did when I just heard of it.