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glowbelly · #1

mario: NO RETAKES
publover: pass. but i don't like the answer to number 9. i do, however, admire your honesty.

Tadao · #2

Can I take this test orally instead?

Pub Lover · #3

Hang on, is a 'snap on account' some sort of tool buying website? I figured it for a work related superannuation fund.

Why the hell do you secretly buy $5000 dollars of tools?

glowbelly · #4

tadao: NO.

pub: i'm through asking myself that question.

Fathom Zero · #5

@ Love Master Tadao

Moreover, I know a lot of the right answers.

Dixie · #6

Seth should take this quiz.
Congrats Glowbelly!

Chojin · #7

did you marry peter griffin or something?

Tadao · #8

This seems to be all about what we think is a harmless lie. All lies are harmfull but the truth can be harmfull too. It all depends on the issue and the people.

Rez · #9

if i was getting a new job that i wouldnt explode with good news about then i would defintely try to think about funny ways of revealing it.

and then when i get told that WE'RE ADULTS AND YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AND I NEED TO BE ABLE TO TRUST YOU then i can respond with I WAS GUNNA.

but seriously having $5000 worth of tools is too crazy to contemplate.

Tadao · #10

I have been working on telling the truth since I got involved with my ex. That's like 20 years ago. Financial issues should always be talked about honestly. Porn... that will always be an issue as porn is still considered taboo. The rest is about trust, how much do I trust that you won't flip out on me when you hear the truth. Can you handle the truth? #9 tells me you don't mind being lied to as long as you get what you want. Sure you know the whole story with that one, but if you readthe sentence as it is, it is a bit selfish.

King Hadas · #11

1. you decide to change jobs. do you tell me?
I would but of course I'd tell my mother first. Priorities after all.

2. do you talk to my friends about what boobs look like in california?
I do not know what eccentricities Californian boobs may or may not possess but yes, I would speak of them if the situation demanded it and who has the right to tell me not to, you? I think not. You see I am a grown man and I'll do what I like, when I like and how I like it and if speaking of Californey boobegry is my preferences then I well speak of them with relish and hopefully with out catching the third degree from YOU, thank you very much.

3. a woman calls you and i ask who it is. do you tell me it's your boss pretending to be a girl?
I have no reason for deceit, I am a gentleman after all. Though if it happened to be someone of let's say a questionable nature then perhaps, for YOUR sake, I might embellish the truth a little but only out of love and admiration for my beautiful lady.

4. after having sex you tell me you're sorry. why?
I of course would be saying sorry in a caustic tone. It is not my fault I came early since you refuse to relax your vaginal walls. I am no Cassanova Fabio, I am simply a man and you can't expect me to take all the blame for this fiasco. After saying this I would offer a sincere apology and then give a rousing good speech about teamwork then we may go at it again in 15 minute intervals until we get it right!

5. would you ever tell my best friend that you raced to new york city after 911 and rescued a dog from the rubble?
Was it a lie? I was being honest. Do you find it so impossible to believe me responsible of such acts of bravado? Am I lowlier than worm in your eyes? an amoeba, putrid human garbage to be wiped from your filthy toe-toes? My mother was right about you, your a harlot, a vampire drinking deeply my self-esteem and manhood. Does it satiate? Does it quench your bottomless ego you fiend!

6. would you hide porn from me? even if it was really bad porn?
I would if I believed said pornography would upset my Undulating Honey Lilly Flower.

7. quick we're out of milk and money doesn't come in until friday what to do?
We can always borrow milk from mother.

8. if i asked you how much your snap on account was up to would you lie and tell me $500 or tell the truth and say $5000?
Let me worry about fiscal matters my Dumpling Dancer.

9. we can't pay rent this month. do you promise to take care of everything and tell me not to worry or do you let me fucking handle it?
Do not worry about it my Mapleberry Cherry. Worse comes to worse we can always borrow money from my mother.

10. how many cigarettes would you go outside to smoke if i was in labor at the hospital giving birth to your child?
Although I was present for my brothers birthing and thus prepared for the process, I may make a tactical retreat from your side but not for my own sake! I would not want my porcelain clean image of you my Love Thrummer befouled by that most repugnant act of birthing.

11. do you own any books that don't have to do with getting rich quick?
I own an extensive library of great literature and a myriad of textbooks on varying subject that suggests that I am very well read.

12. have you read them?
I'll get around to them eventually.

13. did you really go to college?
I-I do not wish speak of this ever again.

14. when i'm about to walk into a room filled with your family will you tell me "don't say anything about anything" while expecting me to know what the hell you're talking about?
I would not have to since my mother would pick up on my unease if you should follow such a line of conversation and interrupt by pointing out some of your more subtle faults. Mumsies is so reliable.

15. do you talk in cliches?

Certainly not sweetheart.

glowbelly · #12

i'm drinking champagne so i'm in no real state to grade any of you right now, but goddamn rez made me laugh hard.

as far as the selfish thing from tadao or whatevah, lemme tell ya a little something: this motherfucker would get us into major financial crisis. - I i would cry for a week, come up with solutions and he would tell me not to worry. that he'll take care of everything and then? NOTHING. so i ended up doing what i was going to do only later so i had to stress about it even longer. selfish? you fuckin bet. especially when there is a cool little cub involved. END OF DISCUSSION.

Tadao · #13

Read what I said again when you sober up.

Tadao · #14

But yeah, I knew you'd fly off the handle. Experience with women told me you would.

glowbelly · #15

shuddup cunt

glowbelly · #16

don't ruin my night

Tadao · #17

congratulations

glowbelly · #18

mister know it all

Tadao · #19

I've already been through this and I'm old. So I do know a lot about this particular thing. I also know that you are gonna have a lot of fun real quick so keep an eye on your money so you can have fun longer, not in one short world shattering freedom explosion like I did.