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pac-man · #1

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X

Fuck you, Pac-man. Seriously. Fuck. You. Go onto /b/ or something if you're going to be this mean to vunerable people.

I'm glad things are finally looking up for you, McLargehuge.

Give me a fucking break. You don't have the right to say who its fair to be mean to and who it isn't. Shame on patrons of I-Mockery coddling this wimp. If he's got real problems he should find a support group.

And Little McMiniDick, my stupidity is justified because for you to bring your fucking sob story to a humor website is an open invitation to be mocked. Go get counseling, you pussy.

Big McLargehuge · #2

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Originally Posted by pac-man

And Little McMiniDick, my stupidity is justified because for you to bring your fucking sob story to a humor website is an open invitation to be mocked. Go get counseling, you pussy.

i don't mind being mocked, as long as it is by a competent mocker. I was going to point out how lame you are but all i needed to do is quote you.

Jeanette X · #3

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Originally Posted by pac-man

Give me a fucking break. You don't have the right to say who its fair to be mean to and who it isn't. Shame on patrons of I-Mockery coddling this wimp. If he's got real problems he should find a support group.

Look, you asshole, I'm friends with a lot of mockers on here and I've both given and recieved moral support in times of crisis. Fuck you if you can't understand that.

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And Little McMiniDick, my stupidity is justified because for you to bring your fucking sob story to a humor website is an open invitation to be mocked. Go get counseling, you pussy.

I wouldn't mind your mocking so much if you were at least clever or funny in your meaness, but you're too fucking stupid for it. Fuck you.

wobzire · #4

You didn't like Titanic? :O

Dixie · #5

Titanic was for fags.

Tadao · #6

Michael Crichton writes some pretty cool stories.

Big McLargehuge · #7

maybe conceptually, his writing however is painful to read.

and pac-man, you lost sir. no one of consequence her enjoys your idiotic babbling. you are making no one happy, you have bad tastes and your lack of originality reflects that. you can keep spouting you idiocies but from now on out i am going to pretend that you don't exist, except for
occasionally pointing out how stupid you are.

edit: btw i just found out today that i am getting about 3300 dollars in inheritance from my recently dead aunt. which means i will be able to leave this town and go back to school, so things are looking up.

Tadao · #8

Yeah Pac-man. How can you be so mean to people.

******

pac-man · #9

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Originally Posted by Tadao

Yeah Pac-man. How can you be so mean to people.

******

pac-man · #10

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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

you are an evil bunny crusher

And you're so clever. Piss off, loser.

Big McLargehuge · #11

pac-man · #12

How cute. My friends exist in this little place I like to call the real world. I know cleverness to you is bitching about what disease your nasty ass is currently fending off. Sorry, but I'm healthy/clean, so I can't relate to that either. But, hey, three cheers for moral support!

Things will get better, Big McLargeHuge! Just weather the storm, buddy. Without the bad times the good times wouldn't be as good, right?

MetalMilitia · #13

Pac-man is at that special time in his life when he's realising that from behind his computer monitor he can say pretty much whatever he wants without consequence.

With any luck he'll reach the next stage in his e-development in which he realises that no one gives a fuck before we have to endure too much of this crap.

The Leader · #14

Look at it this way, your ex has shown you what kind of a person she really is. Would you really want to be with someone who would dump you just because there's someone new on the block? It really hurts now but it might be for the better in the long run. There's not much to say about the loss of your father other than I am really sorry. I've never experienced a loss like that so I can't really give any advice but hang in there.

Oh, and hi, I'm one of the aforementioned Newbz.

pac-man · #15

I'm glad that the forum vets are keeping a united front, but really, MM, if you don't give a fuck, why comment?

Seriously, Big, I don't have anything against you. I made a joke about your spiel sounding like a country music song, that's it. You wanna call me stupid, well hey, I'm time enough for you. However, I'm sorry to hear about your circumstances, and it's evident the folks who live their lives here are glad to have you back. Truce.

Big McLargehuge · #16

the problem is that "joke" about it sounding like a country music song is a lame joke. seriously, it has been done to death.

edit: me and my ex-lady have come to an agreement, she is going to get me laid and we are going to be bffs, that's ok with me. she is a prude when it comes to sex and i was getting tired of having boring sex any way. really, our relationship isn't going to change i just wont have to endure the bad sex.

LordSappington · #17

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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

the problem is that "joke" about it sounding like a country music song is a lame joke. seriously, it has been done to death.

edit: me and my ex-lady have come to an agreement, she is going to get me laid and we are going to be bffs, that's ok with me. she is a prude when it comes to sex and i was getting tired of having boring sex any way. really, our relationship isn't going to change i just wont have to endure the bad sex.

Tsh, now's your chance to try and break HER self esteem. Get your hottest friend you know and whatever, dude.

Misdemonar · #18

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Originally Posted by pac-man

I'm glad that the forum vets are keeping a united front, but really, MM, if you don't give a fuck, why comment?

Seriously, Big, I don't have anything against you. I made a joke about your spiel sounding like a country music song, that's it. You wanna call me stupid, well hey, I'm time enough for you. However, I'm sorry to hear about your circumstances, and it's evident the folks who live their lives here are glad to have you back. Truce.

shutup blackie hahahahahha

Sacks · #19

Sounds like you and your dad had a pretty good day together, and it also sounds like your alcoholic girlfriend went ahead and made it really easy for you to step away from the situation and forget her stupid ass. Ain't all bad.