We are in a Depression. Read on.

[Kitsa]

YOU THOUGHT HE WAS AN INDEPENDENT THINKER

YOU IGNORANT FUCK

[Dimnos]

[Zhukov]

[Colonel Flagg]

:highfive

[The Leader]

I could see Detroit having a 50% unemployment rate as only five people actually live within city limits, and one of them is a android so I don't know if he would even count as a person.

[kahljorn]

5 percent more is much higher? you know there is 50% unemployment in some individual states? Detroit is one of them.

yea and washington dc has like a 50% murder rate so apparantly the world is also in world war three

also i didnt wan to be picky or make you feel retarded but detroit isnt a state :O

maybe im just being semantical

[Colonel Flagg]

I just read that.

Yeah, I know the capitals of all the states. Ask me the capital of Detroit.

[The Leader]

Would someone who knows their states count?

[Zhukov]

I would have trouble naming the states in the USA.


Give me the skinny, Leader.

[The Leader]

I think that he's just talking about derivatives, like options and futures. I don't know why he added paper in there unless it's because he speaks silly head.

[The Leader]

And you have to admit, for a American to think that a city is a state they have to be a pretty big silly head.

[Zhukov]

I'm going to think that it was an accident. He has trouble enough understanding your-you're, there-their-they're etc.


I don't know what a derivative paper is. Is "paper" just a word for money?




We have money made of plastic here.

[TheCoolinator]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

I don't know what a derivative paper is. Is "paper" just a word for money?


We have money made of plastic here.

Are you ready for a lesson on derivatives??

[Zhukov]

If it's just "derivative money" then no. I've never heard the term with 'paper' used before.

[TheCoolinator]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

If it's just "derivative money" then no. I've never heard the term with 'paper' used before.

Nope, that's not it,

Just tell me when you're ready for the lesson. I'll be here.

[The Leader]

IT MAKES IT SOUND SOPHISTICATED

[The Leader]

DETROIT IS A STATE I TELL YOU

[TheCoolinator]

Originally Posted by The Leader

DETROIT IS A STATE I TELL YOU

Yes, I know, I made a mistake. It's all very funny.

Seriously though, Does anyone here know what a financial derivative is?

[Tadao]

It's probably because he copy posted off of one of his favorite talking points websites without actually reading it. I doubt he would have caught it if he tried to read it anyways.

[The Leader]

Seriously though, did you completely miss my post and Zhukov's post where we talked about financial derivatives?

[TheCoolinator]

Originally Posted by The Leader

Seriously though, did you completely miss my post and Zhukov's post where we talked about financial derivatives?

Options and futures are the openly traded variety of them. What are the secretly traded ones called?

[The Leader]

I don't know what the "secretly traded" ones are called because they're secret, so how would I know?

[TheCoolinator]

Originally Posted by The Leader

so how would I know?

If you want a lesson in financial derivatives all you have to do is ask.

[Zhukov]

The Leader and I had quite a lengthy discussion on derivatives a few pages back. Did you miss that, or are you blind?

[The Leader]

Then tell us stuff we already know already!