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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 06:27 PM       
If I could break someone's face by punching them instead of leaving a bruise that would be awesome.
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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 06:30 PM       
I'm not very strong, but I'm skinny and there's not a lot of flesh on me. People don't like it when I hit them with my bony appendages.
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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 06:39 PM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 07:01 PM       
That's still as funny as it was when
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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 07:39 PM       
Here is an argument I have actually heard IRL.

Is it ok for a gay man to slap a woman? Does homosexuality level the playing field?
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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 10:41 PM       
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Here is an argument I have actually heard IRL.

Is it ok for a gay man to slap a woman? Does homosexuality level the playing field?
only if the gay man is a relatively small, lisping bitch queen or convincing tranny.

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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 10:49 PM       
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only if the gay man is a relatively small, lisping bitch queen or convincing tranny.

WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE EXCEPT KITSA AND I TAKING THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY
cause the diference be tween you and the other guys is they know the internet is serious bussines
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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 09:19 PM       
non-sequitur, but not really:

I sure wish George came back, 'cause I really want to hear how his story about Nancy ended, whether it was a clock in the chops, or a lawsuit to the pocketbook, either of which would probably knock her senseless.

(like THAT would ever happen ...)
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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 09:37 PM       
Yeah George's Nancy deserved a punch to the baby maker if ever one were deserved.

I wouldn't want to deliver it, but I would not weep if someone did so
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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 10:45 PM       
That kind of shit wouldn't happen around here back in '05
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Old Aug 8th, 2010, 11:46 PM       
i think that any situation in which you'd hit a man is a good situation in which to hit a woman.

that goes double if the woman is banking on you not hitting her and exploiting it.

and yeah again, i'm not a fan of hitting partners unless they throw the first punch. even then I don't know if I personally could, but I would support someone else's right to do so.
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Old Aug 9th, 2010, 12:04 AM       
I don't hit women, but rape is a good substitute.
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Old Aug 9th, 2010, 04:10 AM       
Eh, I've had a partner pull a knife on me, but I never felt like hitting her. I've had arguments where I've been so frustrated I've bitten bitten my tongue till it bled, but again, never felt like throwing a punch. Why would you want to hurt your partner?

I'd be first in line to punch just some random woman that deserved it though. Like, if she was tied down and couldn't fight back, and she had no way of finding me later on. Nothing too serious either, just a couple of hard whacks to the jaw and eyes.
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Old Aug 9th, 2010, 11:56 PM       
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Old Aug 9th, 2010, 03:40 PM       
I wouldn't hit a woman. I've been hit/scratched/head-butted/kicked/bitten by women but I think its ridiculous in modern society that its completely okay for a woman to hit a man.

This one girl socked my friend(small skinny guy) in the jaw for some reason. He might have retorted about something she said. He just took it because he knows how the law works in a male vs female fight. Our friend-girl found out about this shortly after. She is a lot brawnier than the guy but it was perfectly acceptable from everyones perspective for her to go and sock the other girl in the kisser in retaliation.

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Old Aug 9th, 2010, 11:46 PM       
lol at this thread.
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Old Aug 9th, 2010, 11:55 PM       
There are relationships where reciprocal violence is just par for the course.
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Old Aug 10th, 2010, 01:46 AM       
{picture of hot woman}
I'D HIT IT LOL
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Old Aug 10th, 2010, 08:00 AM       
Many women's restrooms now have small pamphlets for domestic violence shelters available, with the advice to "put one in your shoe". I know the vast majority of ob/gyn and hospital restrooms I've been to have them, as it's (supposedly) a safely female area.

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Old Aug 10th, 2010, 08:08 AM       
They should give out knuckle dusters and butterfly knives.
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Old Aug 11th, 2010, 02:36 AM       
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Many women's restrooms now have small pamphlets for domestic violence shelters available, with the advice to "put one in your shoe". I know the vast majority of ob/gyn and hospital restrooms I've been to have them, as it's (supposedly) a safely female area.

:O That's something I'd never thought about.
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Old Aug 10th, 2010, 09:21 AM       
those would be really painful to keep in a shoe though
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Old Aug 10th, 2010, 07:01 PM       
DO YOU GUYS EVER WATCH THOSE MOVIES WHERE LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE TRYING TO SNEAK AROUND BUT LIke SOME gIRL IS LIKE SCREAMINg AND SHIT AND TOTALLY GIVING THEIR POSITION AWAY AND YOU KNOW SECRETELY EvEryONE IN THE theater IS LIKE, "KNOCK THAT BITCH" and then they do and its great?

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Maybe your partner has the development age of a child then, like, they can't tell the difference between right and wrong, and can't be reasoned with. So you have to use force rather than a discussion.

Oh, and who said my partner deserved it?
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