Job interviews where the interviewer asks no questions

[ChrisGlass]

The best thing is to task them questions about their job. Gushing and getting them happy is a good trick.

[kahljorn]

the best thing to do is ask them if they want a blowjob

[Colonel Flagg]

^^^This.

Protip - If you're being interviewed by a woman, this trick may not work. Be observant!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

YOU GOTTA PROMOTE SYNERGY.

[Colonel Flagg]

^^^This reminds me....

Bring a "Buzzword Bingo" card to the interview to pass the time. Try to get the interviewer to say words like "resources" "kanban" or even "SYNERGY". You get two points if they use a compound buzzword like "win-win situation" and three points if the buzzword is adjectivized, like "synergistic". Each time you are successful say something like "BOOYAH!" or "AWRIGHT!" so they are completely confused.

It won't guarantee you anything more than the other side of the door you walked in, but it can be loads of fun.

EDIT - if at any point the interviewer says the word "paradigm" you WIN, and should do a little dance.