I was thinking maybe they started out small, as herbivores, before Eve fucked up. After that, when God said, "Oh, screw it, eat whatever you want", they got some meat on their bones and got huge.
I was a little confused about that whole herbivore/carnivore delineation because it seems as if that would have made them a little difficult for Noah to handle. I had this vivid mental imagery of Utahraptors and Velociraptors tear-assing around and ripping up the other occupants of, you know, Jurassic Ark.
Slick and expensive-looking animatronic scientists explain that dinosaur fossils could not possibly be millions of years old, because the Bible (their interpretation) tells us that the Earth is only a few thousand years old.
So when determining the age of the world, they take a literal interpretation of the bible as the word of god...
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Originally Posted by Kitsa
So, yeah, there were lots of dinosaurs in the Bible. They just got dropped from the text due to some unexplained bias of the authors.
but then admit that some shit was left out by human authors.
I recently watched Bill Mahers Religious. Im not a big fan of his but it was a rather amusing film. In it i believe he goes to the creationist museum and talks with the head guy.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
its because in america we have all this stuff called knowledge and technology and science and religious people realize this and it makes them feel stupid so they try to justify themselves
of course you're not going to have that in a place thats very religious/mexico
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