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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 01:47 AM       
Are you going to put up a fucking picture of yourself, or are you going to keep avoiding the question because you in fact are an IMBRED PEICE OF SHIT.

So what's the deal?
O.K. you are a middle aged fat ass that has never had a girlfriend and jacks off to pictures of 300 pound women fucking horses and midgets.
You contemplate killing yourself daily because your life has been nothing but hell because your Uncle fondled you your whole childhood and most of your teenage life.

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DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DO IT ALREADY!!!!

edit: Did I metion you are IMBRED?
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 01:52 AM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 05:22 AM       
EDIT: Oops, I'll pretend I didnt.
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 03:14 PM       
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An inbred who has superior diction, puntutation, and sentence structure than your retadrerddredaderdd ass does.
You mispelt punctuation. I guess that blows your "MY ENGLI$h sk1LLz R BETER TAHN TUBESOCK" theory.

By the way, you're still an inbred retard. And Hitler was right. We should kill all inbred retards.

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If this is the best you sad pieces of shit have to offer, no wonder you're so very jealous of me and greatness.
You're right! I am very jealous of your ability to bullshit people on a forum at the arse-end of the universe in thinking you're a superstud! How could I be so dumb in thinking otherwise?

Now off you go to your Magic: The Gathering meeting.
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 03:39 PM       
This thread is completely useless and contributes nothing to the community.
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 08:30 PM       
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An inbred who has superior diction, puntutation, and sentence structure than your retadrerddredaderdd ass does.
You mispelt punctuation. I guess that blows your "MY ENGLI$h sk1LLz R BETER TAHN TUBESOCK" theory.



I meant to do that. (It's good to see that you know the address to dictionary.com, though)




By the way, you're still an inbred retard. And Hitler was right. We should kill all inbred retards.



Actually, Hitler wanted to kill everyone who wasn't blonde haired/blue eyed. The "perfect Aryan". Thusly, after killing both your grandmother and grandfather after noticing the abnormally close proximity of thier eyes (I got 10 that says he doesn't "get" that one), he'd have shot himself in the damn head. For alas, he was neither blonde, nor blue eyed.

Not a history major, huh?

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If this is the best you sad pieces of shit have to offer, no wonder you're so very jealous of me and greatness.
You're right! I am very jealous of your ability to bullshit people on a forum at the arse-end of the universe in thinking you're a superstud! How could I be so dumb in thinking otherwise?




Arse-end.

No wonder your a moron with poor grammar skills. You're obviously from either Western Europe or an damn Aussie.

Now off you go to your Magic: The Gathering meeting.

Yeah. THERE'S a witty response.


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This thread is completely useless and contributes nothing to the community.

Kinda' sums up your whole existence on the net, doesn't it, fuckstick?[/quote]
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 08:35 PM       
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Are you going to put up a fucking picture of yourself, or are you going to keep avoiding the question because you in fact are an IMBRED PEICE OF SHIT.

So what's the deal?
O.K. you are a middle aged fat ass that has never had a girlfriend and jacks off to pictures of 300 pound women fucking horses and midgets.
You contemplate killing yourself daily because your life has been nothing but hell because your Uncle fondled you your whole childhood and most of your teenage life.

So.....

DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DO IT ALREADY!!!!

edit: Did I metion you are IMBRED?

Sorry, Fat Alberta, I'm not so insecure that I need the opinions of millions of online losers, like some people who I won't mention.

*cough* MissFAT *cough*

What?

Oh yes, I'm glad I brought up the word mention.

You misspelled if in your previous post, where you were arrogantly flaunting, not only your inability to spell, but your refusal to learn when corrected.


Fat...a whore...stupid...no life other than the net...rejected from all sides...

Man...God really fucked you over, huh?
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 08:59 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 10:01 PM       
Then you showed up.

Shit.

We were SO close too, huh?
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 10:43 PM       
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*cough* MissFAT *cough*
I'm sorry to interrupt, but this has got to be the most childish and horrible attempt to comically butcher a name of any kind ever. Continue.
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 10:46 PM       
I don't know about THAT.

Let's give your parents thier just due.

Mike P won't exactly make the "Beautiful People" list.

And trust me, fuckwad, there was never any chance I WASN'T going to continue.
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Old Dec 17th, 2003, 01:15 PM       
Stoppa, if your down-syndrome fingers can't type quote tags properly then you shouldn't be anywhere near a computer. Go back to bed so your grandpa can molest your purty, whitebread ass again.

For example:

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You mispelt punctuation. I guess that blows your "MY ENGLI$h sk1LLz R BETER TAHN TUBESOCK" theory.



I meant to do that. (It's good to see that you know the address to dictionary.com, though)
I guess you also meant to include your comments in my quote. If that's the case, I was wrong. You're not a retard. You're a MAJOR FUCKING retard.


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By the way, you're still an inbred retard. And Hitler was right. We should kill all inbred retards.



Actually, Hitler wanted to kill everyone who wasn't blonde haired/blue eyed. The "perfect Aryan". Thusly, after killing both your grandmother and grandfather after noticing the abnormally close proximity of thier eyes (I got 10 that says he doesn't "get" that one), he'd have shot himself in the damn head. For alas, he was neither blonde, nor blue eyed.

Not a history major, huh?
Wow! A history graduate just proved the error of my ways with a magical history lesson! Isn't that special! He sure showed me! AND WITH HISTORY! I guess for your next trick you'll pull Jesus out of your anus to teach me the real meaning of Christmas! I can just imagine you with your pretend hot chick using history in everyday circumstances.

Pretend Hot Chick: Oh my god, Stoppa! Your Porche broke down! And there's no tow trucks in sight! How are you ever going to fix it?
Stoppa: Don't worry, Pretend Hot Chick! We'll use the power of HISTORY!
Pretend Hot Chick: If I was real, I'd kick you in the nads.

In any case, it doesn't change the fact that you're... STILL A RETARD!!! But just to satisfy you and every history professor reading this forum, I'll change my comments: John Boorman was right. We should kill all inbred retards.

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You're right! I am very jealous of your ability to bullshit people on a forum at the arse-end of the universe in thinking you're a superstud! How could I be so dumb in thinking otherwise?

Arse-end.

No wonder your a moron with poor grammar skills. You're obviously from either Western Europe or an damn Aussie.
And you're a poster-boy for intelligence, right? Yeah, that was obvious from your lack of ability to quote properly and your Steve Austin-inspired signature. Cause, hey, most studly history nerds who drive porches and idolise Steve Austin are the portrait of high intelligence.

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Yeah. THERE'S a witty response.
And THERE'S a shitty response. But luckily, it was the first response you didn't include in my quotes. It's too late though, cause you're a cum-guzzling dipshit and nothing will change that!


Face facts, Stoppa. You're not a super-stud and you never will be. You're just a retarded history geek who loves pro-wrestling and getting anally fucked by your grandpa. The sooner you realise that, the better.
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Old Dec 17th, 2003, 02:53 PM       
Guys, listen. There's obvously no getting through to this guy. You're only bashing your head against the wall. If we ignore his posts and threads, he'll go away. Okay? So no one post in the thread again. Unless it's Stoppa, who will surely smite me with another one of his bullet-proof combacks.
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Old Dec 18th, 2003, 06:16 PM       
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Guys, listen. There's obvously no getting through to this guy. You're only bashing your head against the wall. If we ignore his posts and threads, he'll go away. Okay? So no one post in the thread again. Unless it's Stoppa, who will surely smite me with another one of his bullet-proof combacks.

Translation:

I'm not witty or intelligent enough to handle Stoppa in the manner in which you are SUPPOSED to handle people on the net, with wit and intellect, and to be quite honest, I don't really think you silly sumbitches can either. So I think we should all ignore him, and hope he get's tired of being more intelligent, talented, hot, and all-together greater than we are. Collectively.

God, we suck don't we?
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 06:47 AM       
Are you using the "royal" we? Because if you are, you're right.
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