Stoppa, if your down-syndrome fingers can't type quote tags properly then you shouldn't be anywhere near a computer. Go back to bed so your grandpa can molest your purty, whitebread ass again.
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Originally Posted by Tubesock
You mispelt punctuation. I guess that blows your "MY ENGLI$h sk1LLz R BETER TAHN TUBESOCK" theory.
I meant to do that. (It's good to see that you know the address to dictionary.com, though)
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I guess you also meant to include your comments in my quote. If that's the case, I was wrong. You're not a retard. You're a MAJOR FUCKING retard.
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By the way, you're still an inbred retard. And Hitler was right. We should kill all inbred retards.
Actually, Hitler wanted to kill everyone who wasn't blonde haired/blue eyed. The "perfect Aryan". Thusly, after killing both your grandmother and grandfather after noticing the abnormally close proximity of thier eyes (I got 10 that says he doesn't "get" that one), he'd have shot himself in the damn head. For alas, he was neither blonde, nor blue eyed.
Not a history major, huh?
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Wow! A history graduate just proved the error of my ways with a magical history lesson! Isn't that special! He sure showed me! AND WITH HISTORY! I guess for your next trick you'll pull Jesus out of your anus to teach me the real meaning of Christmas! I can just imagine you with your pretend hot chick using history in everyday circumstances.
Pretend Hot Chick: Oh my god, Stoppa! Your Porche broke down! And there's no tow trucks in sight! How are you ever going to fix it?
Stoppa: Don't worry, Pretend Hot Chick! We'll use the power of HISTORY!
Pretend Hot Chick: If I was real, I'd kick you in the nads.
In any case, it doesn't change the fact that you're... STILL A RETARD!!! But just to satisfy you and every history professor reading this forum, I'll change my comments: John Boorman was right. We should kill all inbred retards.
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You're right! I am very jealous of your ability to bullshit people on a forum at the arse-end of the universe in thinking you're a superstud! How could I be so dumb in thinking otherwise?
Arse-end.
No wonder your a moron with poor grammar skills. You're obviously from either Western Europe or an damn Aussie.
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And you're a poster-boy for intelligence, right? Yeah, that was obvious from your lack of ability to quote properly and your Steve Austin-inspired signature. Cause, hey, most studly history nerds who drive porches and idolise Steve Austin are the portrait of high intelligence.
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Yeah. THERE'S a witty response.
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And THERE'S a shitty response. But luckily, it was the first response you didn't include in my quotes. It's too late though, cause you're a cum-guzzling dipshit and nothing will change that!
Face facts, Stoppa. You're not a super-stud and you never will be. You're just a retarded history geek who loves pro-wrestling and getting anally fucked by your grandpa. The sooner you realise that, the better.