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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 12:53 AM       
a friend of mine did the same thing. she was the only other virgin i knew when we were like nineteen, and after i slept with my boyfriend, whom i already intended to marry and did marry and was with for twelve years, she went into (what i consider) a humongous slut period. she had sex with probably thirty guys in about six months. now, she's a wife, mother of two, and reads her bible daily.
i think ms. ferret has a point, though. if your friend were a guy, c-person, would you feel the same?
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 11:11 AM       
C is jealous of anybody getting action.
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 01:57 PM       
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If ANYBODY here needs a woman, it is me. I have whined the most, and the longest, so take a bloody number, Potato.
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she's a wife, mother of two, and reads her bible daily
WELL AS LONG AS SHE READS THE BIBLE I GUESS ITS OKAY. ONLY TWO KIDS? SHE PROBABLY COULD OF POPPED OUT A LOT MORE
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 07:52 PM       
Is C a girl? Oops!

Okay lets look at things this way.

1. I'm not a slut.
2. I'm not a slut.

Okay now we have that out of the way I wish to make the following observations for you to read into and twist as you see fit.

1. This girl is having what can be referred to as a rebound. This can often happen after a relationship and is part of the process of getting over someone. However, I wish to point out that it is not a good method of getting over your ex. But it can be a fun way.

2. Men can go out, pull a bird and shag her and the next night do the same all over again with another one. However if women do this they are a slut.

3. Not all rebounds need to require three blokes and tons of casual sex. What this girl probably really needs is a hug and someone to listen to her. A couple of bottles on wine might help too.

4. She is probably using sex as a way of making herself feel more attractive again, her self esteem is probably pretty low.

5. I think sex is alot better in a relationship because then you can get to know what the other person really likes, rather than just a quickie against the wall outside a seedy nightclub (with at least two different lads). Now that is slutty.

Its most likely just a phase, she will most likely end up getting hurt too.
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Old Dec 26th, 2003, 01:15 AM       
Thanks for agreeing

British lasses are a cut above, a bit reserved socially but fire in the bedroom

I may be pretty, but I am no lass, love.
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Old Dec 26th, 2003, 01:33 AM       
i didn't say my friend is happy. or adjusted. but she's no longer displaying slutacious behavior. too bad about her husband, though. he was recently fired from his law firm--and will probably soon be disbarred--for sleeping with a client.
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Old Dec 26th, 2003, 06:52 PM       
Okay stop agreeing with me.
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