The problem with internet porn

[Helm]

When I jerk off I like to spray and pray. I've gotten semen on stuff like comic books, posters and whatnot, and sometimes I can't locate it all. And I guess people might walk in later and sit on it or touch it with their hand by mistake and ask me what this gooey liquid is. I live for danger.

[Terra]

And this is why I bring my "special" light. It picks up things like bodily fluids. I won't touch a marked surface.

I "likes" my jizz fresh from the faucet.

[Geggy]

there are more than one usage for socks, you know? you dont just wear it on your feet. you can also make a puppet out of it with buttons and strings. umm you can put soap in it and beat the hell out of somebody with it. or you can even use them as mittens!

[James]

Originally Posted by Terra

Why?

You just seem to be quite the whore. I'm assuming you're about 13.

[da blob]

One occasion when being female has practical advantages.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Originally Posted by Geggy

there are more than one usage for socks, you know? you dont just wear it on your feet. you can also make a puppet out of it with buttons and strings. umm you can put soap in it and beat the hell out of somebody with it. or you can even use them as mittens!

You can also put them on your ears and nose and pretend you're an elephant.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by James

You just seem to be quite the whore. I'm assuming you're about 13.

You must be our resident chaplain.

[James]

You know the word chaplain. That puts you up around 15 or so.

But seriously, you seem to be quite into the wang, is all.

[Supafly345]

Hey now, that doesn't make her young. I coulden't talk comfortably about the wang untill I was 16.

Although I was all about the boobies when I was 11.

[Terra]

I *am* into the wang. No hidden agenda here.

I'm still not seeing your logic, Rev. It was a good observation and a correct one too.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Why don't you assholes buy a box of kleenex?! Just before you drop the bomb, hold kleenex in front and catch all of it. Fucking retards.

[glowbelly]

mr master of sexual experiences has spoken

[maggiekarp]

Marry a girl and put it in there.

[James]

Originally Posted by Terra

I *am* into the wang. No hidden agenda here.

No, I mean you're slutty. Like, you don't care who's dick you have, just as long as you have it. You'd probably bend over at a truck stop and let all the guys take turns.

[theapportioner]

May we resume our discussion about OAO's pleasure unit please?

[maggiekarp]

I think OAO DOES have a large and fantastic wang! I mean, why would he lie about something like that??


And although Terra's behaivior might be considered slutty in another situation, this is a topic about jerking off. Can't really expect everything to be PG...

[Brandon]

Originally Posted by theapportioner

May we resume our discussion about OAO's pleasure unit please?

SURE, HE HAS A BIG COCK, BUT YOU SHOULD SEE HIM FUCK!

[Terra]

I offered up a solution but there's always an extra load of laundry he can do if he doesn't want to take it (although I'm also fond of the notion of OAC "Shouting it out" with another brand of stain remover).

[Helm]

Your personal image made that post, Artificial.

[Terra]

Hmm, here I thought Paul Lynch was dead. But it looks like he's alive and well and posting on I-Mock.

[Supafly345]

Let's see you retaliate after that overthought little zinger!

[Brandon]

Originally Posted by Terra

Hmm, here I thought Paul Lynch was dead. But it looks like he's alive and well and posting on I-Mock.

LYNDE

[Dole]

"No, I mean you're slutty. Like, you don't care who's dick you have, just as long as you have it. You'd probably bend over at a truck stop and let all the guys take turns."


COME ON LADIES! CATCH OF THE CENTURY RIGHT HERE!

[Terra]

Yeah. If anybody wants a dick?

Here he is.

[theapportioner]

Psst. Word is Protoclown is 9 and 1/2 inches of manhood.