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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 10:21 PM       
I want to be a seaman, wouldn't be the first time.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 10:47 PM       
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 12:00 AM       
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 01:22 AM       
Did anyone say "I wanna be an adult" yet?
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 01:45 AM       
I'm a violin major and a mediocre banjo player now, but the only thing I'm really qualified for (professionally) is stock-room lifting and table-waiting
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 02:38 AM       
I want to have my own tampon line.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 07:50 AM       
I want to live in the french country-side - with no particular occupation. ;<
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 08:42 AM       
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On my way to be... builders labourer.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 09:53 AM       
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:03 AM       
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:07 AM       
When I was little, I wanted to be a:

garbage man (seriously, they rule)
paleontologist
Bill Gates
Captain Picard

I notice a trend in that list, and now I'm just a big geek.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:15 AM       
I wanted to be:

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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:30 AM       
my fren verlie wanted to be a garbage man when he was little because he thought that they worked only one day a week

i wanted to be a doctor when i was little. this stemmed from when i was graduating from pre-school and we had a little ceremony with hats and stuff. on our hats we were supposed to write what it was we wanted to be when we grew up. i told the lady that i wanted to be a doctor and she laughed and said to me, "oh honey! how about we make you a nurse instead?"



people have told me that i should be a shrink, but no thank you.

i just wanna take pics and be a mother.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:39 AM       
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"oh honey! how about we make you a nurse instead?"


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people have told me that i should be a shrink, but no thank you.
It's a very good profession!
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:42 AM       
i've gone to them for half of my life. i don't wanna be one...although it might have saved me a buttload of cash.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 11:12 AM       
I wanted to be a pilot and became one... but never really persued it as a career.

But I thought that becoming a strange mountain hippie and just grow pot in the mountains would be pretty cool.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 11:25 AM       
In the elementary school days:
Paleotologist
Astronaut
Miscellaneous scientist

Middle School Aspirations:
Anasthesiologist
Implosionist
Historical drama author

High School Aspirations
Symphonic trombone player
Theoretical physicist
Priest

Current Possibilities
Theoretical physicist
Priest
Metaphysical author
Neurosurgeon
Psychiatrist
Psychologist

Jobs I've actually held:
Barrista
Physics lab bitch
Retail cashier

The one thing that I hear time after time is that I would make a good psychologist, because I love disecting people's minds and I've become rather good at it. The problem is that I don't really take the field seriously as much as I should, and it often seems like I'm doomed to marry one anyways. Sometimes I think I'd like to be a father, but I keep reverting to the desire to raise my children the way that J.S. Mill's father did. True, the guy developed an IQ around 200, but he absolutely loathed his parents and made this fact well known.[/u]
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 11:30 AM       
I really want to get into the cinematography business. Cuz I want to be the next Sam Rami, or James cameron, then be a starving artist living in his paents basement again..
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 12:59 PM       
I remember clearly that the first thing I wanted to be was a cartoon character after I'd finished watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Then I wanted to be a chef, open a chain of arcades and be a cable TV executive.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 02:03 PM       
yeah I remember my chef dream. watched the food network a little too much. :/
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 02:05 PM       
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i don't wanna be one...although it might have saved me a buttload of cash.
probably not, as it seems they all have their own anyways.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 02:11 PM       
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or a Psycologist, which is my major right now
My little brother said that he wanted to be black when he grew up so he could shave his head
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 02:13 PM       
Nevermind everybodys a fucking psycologist.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 02:16 PM       
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 02:22 PM       
WELL WHEN I'M A PAROLE OFFICER I GET A GUN CAUSE I'M GONNA WORK IN COMPTON ISN'T THAT COOL?
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