My sister gets drunk and her problem solving skills increase. For instance, last night the computer "wasn't working" and she wanted to play Mahjong. This is how she fixed it:
Quick question, guys. I'm doing a drawing of Tatty Bogle minding an illegal still, and I'm using the Pope as my primary inspiration for what the malevolent bastard looks like. You guys think that's Purgatory-level offense or a Green Ticket to the Booted-Straight-to-Hell-on-a-Chickengreased-Toboggan ride?
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IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
I was making pope joke the day the last one died to my Catholic GF. I often look up into the sky and flip it off and yell fuck you God, I'm gonna kick your ass! when around religious friends. I think you'll only get a slap on the wrist.
Quick question, guys. I'm doing a drawing of Tatty Bogle minding an illegal still, and I'm using the Pope as my primary inspiration for what the malevolent bastard looks like. You guys think that's Purgatory-level offense or a Green Ticket to the Booted-Straight-to-Hell-on-a-Chickengreased-Toboggan ride?
I think they got rid of Purgatory didn't they?
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Originally Posted by Tadao
A&E apparently has a show on traffic cops. It's depressing.
Is that the one where they go around and boot peoples cars?
I haven't seen that one really. I think I flipped past it once. It just smells too much of drama trying to be caught on film. I don't find it disturbing because they give grandmas a ticket. It's the fact that they are activly wait for shit to go down on film for great ratings.
The repo show went for "high drama" yesterday, they had these two guys towing a BMW. One had to crap, so he's driving all crazy. And there's a cameraman in the car they're towing, and the driver goes around a corner too fast because he keeps yelling he needs to take a shit, and he ends up flipping and totaling the BMW.
He and the cameraman were both "fired". Whether they were actually fired or not, I don't know.
I died my friends hair black last night. I accidently got a bunch of droplets of hair dye on my bathroom floor while applying it. I was wearing black socks so I figured I would just wipe them up with me socks and be done with it. Maybe mop the floor later to be sure. I took my socks off this morning and woke up with Black Feet.