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Guitar Woman · #1

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Originally Posted by kellychaos

Why are his pants around his ankles? An horrically aborted attempt at beastiality?

The bear most likely had to tear them off to get at the meaty meatness of the poor soul's leg.

kellychaos · #2

I'm not a perrrrrfect persooooon

but I AM perfectly in the lead once again. XXX OOO :kthxbye

Marc Summers · #3

I think you're obsessing about winning a little too much. Unhealthy competition, if you will

Jeff The Ninja · #4

Im in lead after entering the race really late.

ziggytrix · #5

this thread is message board cancer

MetalMilitia · #6

Started by the resident message board AIDS.

p.s. Winning

Guitar Woman · #7

Damnit kelly, every time I think I'm about to win this thread you have to bump it and fuck everything up. I hate you and everything you stand for.

kellychaos · #8

Might I suggest some labia-plasty to tighten things up a bit, you flapping cunt?

xbxDaniel · #9

Kelly, does every insult you use to attack Guitar Woman have to use such flavorless laungauge. Try "I would like to request that you engage in the impossible act of fornicating yourself with a slender, long, smooth iron cylinder". Just because you use

<---- this doesn't mean your insults have more class.

nothing4buddha · #10

kelly made me laugh

xbxDaniel · #11

I have to take back what I said about Kelly...somewhat. I just saw your I-mockery bard thread. Like I said, I take back what I said.

Guitar Woman · #12

5 dollars says kelly can't come up with an insult directed at me that contains no reference to sex, genetals, breasts, the digestive tract, or any other part of my body.

Pub Lover · #13

I'm not saying he can't, but really, why would he want to? The vein is so deep after all.

Guitar Woman · #14

I think he's just jealous because I'm prettier than he is.

Pub Lover · #15

No, he probably thinks that is how you woo a woman over the internet.

It's certainly why I've been so abusive to you recently.

kellychaos · #16

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

5 dollars says kelly can't come up with an insult directed at me that contains no reference to sex, genetals, breasts, the digestive tract, or any other part of my body.

Guitar Woman is so stupid that when I said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

xbxDaniel · #17

Damn, he made five dollars. I think the costs are greater than the payout this time though.

kellychaos · #18

My very soul, sir ... my very soul ...

kellychaos · #19

Guitar Woman's so stupid that she got fired from the M&M manufacturing plant for throwing away the W's. :highfive

P.S. I'm winning.

Pub Lover · #20

Double posting cancels out the win, so you effectively handed it to xbxMCj.

MetalMilitia · #21

:giggle

Pub Lover · #22

Only fags & little fags giggle. :smirk

Marc Summers · #23

I rode my bike to school today!

But when I got there I realized I had forgotten my precious notebook!

There was no way in hell I was leaving it behind, since I need it to learn!

My special lady friend held back her tears. "But Marc..." she pleaded. "You won't make it on time...you'll miss the lecture on Hellenistic Roman Architecture..." She threw herself at me like a two-dollar whore on Black Friday. "Don't worry about me..." I replied soothingly.

"You go to class, I think I'll make it!" The sheer look of determination on my face seemed to somewhat calm her...at least her spastic convulsions had stopped.

"Why hello fellow roommate! I had the misfortune of misplacing my absolutely precious collection of notes! Could you be a benevolent young man and fetch them posthaste?"

"Oh my goodness how awful for you! Unfortunately I am indisposed with my mistress presently, however I would be most willing to send them along after we have terminated our current love making session."

"Oh that is too bad my fellow roommate, for I will just have to throw away this brand new Vanessa Carlton CD because nobody is here to appreciate her music!"

"Oh shit be right there"

Long story short, I got my notebook, my roommate got his Vanessa Carlton CD, and my lady friend continues to bump into things when it's dark.