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Zhukov · #**526**

But astrology is bullshit.

Tadao · #**527**

Not anymore! It got fixteded

Esuohlim · #**528**

The new system has weird days because it goes with when and how long the sun spends in that particular constellation. A tiny portion of Ophiuchus' sector in the sky overlaps the ecliptic, so now they're taking it into account like they should have in the first place.

I say "like they should have" as if it even matters. The only person I know who is upset about this is my mom, and only because she doesn't want to learn how to spell Sagittarius

kahljorn · #**529**

Oh nevermind

Zhukov · #**530**

Anyone hear about the wood carving man who was shot in Seattle by a cop?

You can hear him get all of a few seconds to react before he gets blasted for not putting down his apparently minuscule wood carving knife. Nice.

"Suspect down." Suspected of... what?

Strangely enough I was watching youtube videos yesterday of police beating the carp out of shitty excuses for human beings, and loving it.

Zhukov · #**531**

This is probably like months old but still: JUSTICE.

Tadao · #**532**

This last year has seen a lot of cops shooting to death people with pocketknives or no weapon at all. In 100 percent of the scenarios I've seen, a taser should have been used.

The Leader · #**533**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov

This is probably like months old but still: JUSTICE.

He was carrying a knife that met legal requirements for being carried in the open. Also he was native American and homeless.

That cop should be executed.

kahljorn · #**534**

yea he shot like what 5 times? seems kind of unnecessary.

still its hard for me to blame cops

Tadao · #**535**

http://gawker.com/5518553/san-franci...ser-privileges

kahljorn · #**536**

went to the source article for that and somehow i ended up on a completely different website where they were talking about all kinds of crazy new weapons and shit.

Like this thing called a DAZer LAZer that shoots green lasers into people's eyes to incapacitate them, and it can work from a mile away :O also a taser for bears and an automated turret that will prolly kill everyone like in robocop (and can kill people from like 1.3 miles away) :O they're using the turrets in the korean DMZ though

Tadao · #**537**

I'd hate to be close enough to a bear to have to taser him.

kahljorn · #**538**

i think it said you could taze them from over 30 feet away or something. ALSO IT WAS LASer guiDed

Dr. Boogie · #**539**

Laser tazer?

Zhukov · #**540**

Are you talking about an actual beam of light that goes in people's eyes and shuts their brain down? That's a good idea.

Zhukov · #**541**

Wait, no, that's a horrible idea.

kahljorn · #**542**

no but they were talking about an older varient that they made which permaneantly blinded people sometimes
It was just a bright green light so bright it you can see it even with your eyes closed :O

Zhukov · #**543**

Ok, if it works. I can see people brandishing weapons start swinging/shooting them as soon as they get DAZERed though. People aren't going to just squint and suddenly become docile.

I guess you can say the same thing about pepper spray; but then you have to deal with overwhelming pain.

One guy with a DAZER LAZER ("saving lives, one daze at a time") versus one guy with a baseball bat isn't going to work, so maybe just in a group situation.

NOTE: why are they all wearing sunglasses? LOOKS SAFE!