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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 09:45 PM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 09:46 PM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 01:36 AM       
I used "Sand ******s" to be as derogative as possible so that I can express my utter contempt. I did NOT edit my post. No, I do not hate blacks.

You'd be disgusted too, if you watched the entire world fall apart before your eyes. Fuck sakes, my step-dad randomly got the shit beat out of him for no reason in Vancouver!
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 11:43 AM       
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You'd be disgusted too, if you watched the entire world fall apart before your eyes. Fuck sakes, my step-dad randomly got the shit beat out of him for no reason in Vancouver!
Oh, be quiet. You're not important enough to warrant any dramatic monologues.
Also, just because your dad got gay-bashed in Canada doesn't mean the rest of the world is going completely to hell. It probably means he deserved it, or was a victim of being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Shit happens. Most people learn to deal with it, instead of developing an eating disorder and yelling on youtube.
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 01:39 AM       
Wait what the fuck?

Are you a batshit nuts conspiracy theorist or a batshit nuts republican?

These are mutually exclusive, pick one.
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 01:40 AM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 01:40 AM       
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my step-dad randomly got the shit beat out of him for no reason in Vancouver!
The reason is either divine intervention or natural selection
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 03:33 AM       
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The reason is either divine intervention or natural selection
I hope you have children with horrible deformities so we can see what you have to say about your precious "gene pool" then. Fuck this species. It's going to fucking destroy itself. That is inevitable.
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 01:47 AM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 03:44 AM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 06:35 AM       
Jesus Jonathon Clemet, that's pretty harsh. Plus calling someone a sand-****** is a bit wrong too. No wonder your step-dad got the shit beaten out of him. Oh, and why was it your step-dad, real dad too good for you?
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 08:14 AM       
Because his biological father was the one who made him the foul tempered, mutated blob he is today, doomed to a life of sulking and cursing at the collective 'gene pool'.
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 08:39 AM       
Oh man, this Clement guy is such a card!

And I never knew it was illegal to slander Islam in Britain. And I live there.
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 10:05 AM       
Why dont you start doing it here and now shrub. Just to prove him wrong.
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 10:22 AM       
JC, I watched some of your youtube stuff and the violent ("FUCKING!") anger in the rants comes off as a tad creepy. Hope that helps.
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 08:44 PM       
whomever moved this thread hates fun.

anyway, i changed clement's board skin to i-bapery, and it seems like it's intimidated him off the boards :<
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 08:50 PM       
i was wondering why it was moved so soon.
this does eventually belong in backups though, it's a beautiful beautiful thread.
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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 02:26 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 04:09 PM       
I had posted some nasty directions for Clement to follow but they were deleted when this thread was locked and moved. I really dont feel like repeating myself. So Clement if your balls ever do drop and you decide to come back and read any of this again... Just choke dude. Just choke and die.







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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 11:15 PM       
And on that note, I leave you with a classic out of Johnathan Clement's portfolio of works

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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 12:43 AM       
Dear Jonathan Clement,

Do you have trouble losing change and keys and shit in your neckfolds?

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