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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:32 PM       
Likewise, I think the 360 is for 5 year olds and stupids

Special credit goes out to Mass Effect for being the most boring politics simulator in human history
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:34 PM       
I hate to quote ED for anything, but after chojin and gw internet memed the shit out of the xbox 360 achievement kid thing, I feel it's acceptable:

Best selling Wii games as of December 2007:[1]
  1. Wii Sports - MINIGAMES
  2. Wii Play - MINIGAMES
  3. Wii fit - MINIGAMES and fat loser's favourite past time
  4. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - LAWL, it's a Gamecube game.
  5. Mario Party 8 - MINIGAMES
  6. Super Mario Galaxy - OMG! I LOVE MARIO!
  7. Wario Ware: Smooth Moves - MICROGAMES
  8. Super Paper Mario - MOAR FUCKING MARIO!
  9. Big Brain Academy: Wii Degree - MINIGAMES
  10. Mario Strikers Charged - HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH MARIO!
  11. Rayman Raving Rabbids - MINIGAMES
  12. Red Steel - 5.5
  13. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption -Holy shit it's a sequel, get in my Wii!
  14. Resident Evil 4 - LOL, it's another Gamecube port.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:36 PM       
Guitar women, the day you actually play a game before providing us with a "review" is the day I start giving a shit about your opinion.

bigtimecow: I don't actually think "historically accurate war sim" is the right wording but I fucking love Company of Heroes and DoD:S because of all the realistic weapons and tactics.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:37 PM       
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Guitar women, the day you actually play a game before providing us with a "review" is the day I start giving a shit about your opinion.

bigtimecow: I don't actually think "historically accurate war sim" is the right wording but I fucking love Company of Heroes and DoD:S because of all the realistic weapons and tactics.
i'm just kidding anyway; i hate the shit out of war games for the most part
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:36 PM       
it's not ALL about money zomboid :rollseyes
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:38 PM       
By "realistic" you mean BROWN AND GREY ENVIRONMENTS right
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:44 PM       
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By "realistic" you mean BROWN AND GREY ENVIRONMENTS right
Interesting fact: At about age 2 I was mentally developed enough to find something interesting without it containing bright pretty colours.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:39 PM       
No, but it's a pretty good indication of what the wii is popular for. Minigames and mario. Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I'd gotten my gamecube earlier than I did though. Whenever I see those big bins of games, it seems like I missed out on a lot of good games.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:40 PM       
i can't get past the gamecube controller, i really can't. but from what i've seen there are some nice games that i wish i could use, say, the classic controller with
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:41 PM       
You didn't play Killer 7, right?

I'd suggest getting on that if you enjoyed Silent Hill 2 at all


I also like the Gamecube controller, I don't see what everyone's problem with it is. :<
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:43 PM       
Anbody else think that the Gamecube controller resembles some cheap Fisher Price toy?
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:44 PM       
the joystick is shit, that's for sure

i'd rather use an n64 controller :o
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:46 PM       
So was I, but then I realized that it looked like shit.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:50 PM       
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So was I, but then I realized that it looked like shit.
So what would you have the developers do? When an artillery barrage hits a field it should erupt buttercups and rainbows?
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:46 PM       
and GW, he was talking about weapons and tactics, not environments STUPID
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:47 PM       
Oh yeah, tactical combat is great

I can't wait to spend all my time hiding behind cover waiting for my health to regenerate
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:47 PM       
I used to hate that controller. It's not very comfortable in my hands, the C-Stick takes some time to get used to, and the Z button is in a shitty spot. I don't mind it now though

Also, GW - Would you kindly stop editing your posts?
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:48 PM       
right? HEALTH BARS GOD
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:49 PM       
Mabye if you'd remove your head from your ass slightly
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:50 PM       
Can I expect a completely different post to be there in a few minutes when you realize how ineffective that one is?
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:50 PM       
Maybe*

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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:53 PM       
I miss surrealism in my games.


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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:53 PM       
a surrealism sim? :o

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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:54 PM       
Isn't your skewed perception of reality exciting enough? What DID those psychiatrists do to you?
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:56 PM       
Hey, a mental health joke!

I'd be more floored by that if you hadn't cracked similar ones like 1000 other times!
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