Is it the chick in prison? Tell her you will drop the charges if she makes a stop at planned parenthood.
But no really... If your going to be a father congrats dude. Its no where near as bad as you think its going to be. Its actually pretty great, especially if you have a boy. I cant tell you how many afternoons I have spent sitting around with the boy watching a movie or playing a game when the wife wanted me to do some work around the house. "But I told the boy I would spend time with him. We are bonding. Important father son things."
Thank you for the encouragement dim. Those are the things I am looking forward to doing. She wants to put it up for adoption though.
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Drink one for me buddy.
Thanks. I had a drink for a bunch of people last night but yours was the first.
Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these fucking pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man. She'll hold her own.
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Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these fucking pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man. She'll hold her own.
you should make sure it's aborted if it's still early
whats her face should not be a mother, that's not fair to your possible future child, or any possible future children.
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Hey elx, your sig is too big. 400 x 100 pixels is the limit, son
Bill as your attorney, I recommend for you to put an injunction against her vagina, maybe we can sever any lawsuits this baby may come up with before it even grows eyeball stalks.
Bill as your attorney, I recommend for you to put an injunction against her vagina, maybe we can sever any lawsuits this baby may come up with before it even grows eyeball stalks.
I just need a poker visor. I need you to get all Chicano on me. I'll get the car
Also, I wouldn't put it past her crazy ass to say she is pregnant when in fact she is not. Possible reasons she would do this include (but are not limited to)
1) She is trying to trap you into taking her back
2) Bargaining chip, you have her over the proverbial barrel legally and she is desperately grasping at straws
3) Yet another way to fuck with you
So believe nothing till you see ultrasound pics, then Maury Povich her ass
By the way, I love that I can use Maury Povich as a verb