HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
i might hop on a computer and mspaint him if i suddenly was made aware of embarrasing body and/or family problems, possibly fake psychological. problems or emotional meltdown diary wentries