In November 2006, Jones was criticized for her behavior at a Delta Airlines party. Witnesses claimed that, at one stage, she removed items of clothing, claiming to be "Queen Bitch Jungle Mother of New York." Her publicist later denied the claims as "ridiculous."
So the other day when I was pondering about my job I came to this conclusion. The blood drive is nothing more than a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula.
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"That's how much fuck fish." -John Laroche
Hulk Hogan has revealed that his luck has changed after a judge reportedly ruled that his ex-wife must return his favorite toilet seat.
The wrestler filed a lawsuit in December which claimed that Linda Bollea unlawfully removed items from their former family home including chandeliers, a tanning bed and fixtures and fittings. Amongst items that Hogan particularly wanted returned was the "wooden antique toilet seat from the guest house".
According to the Daily Star Sunday, Hogan, who split with Boella in 2007 after 20 years, announced: "The judge says she has to return the toilet seat, a chandelier and everything else."
Boella was said to be using the loo seat as a picture frame to house a photograh of Hogan, 56. A friend said that the wrestling champ was deliriously happy with the ruling. "Hulk's had a victory and feels a lot better. He feels this is a sign his luck is returning!"
You(you meaning everyone) need to watch the remake of the Wicker Man with Nicolas cage. He Sweet Chin Music's Leelee Sobieski's face into a grandfather clock. Also he might have dressed up like a bear.
Is there a slightly more coherent lunatic that we could convince to translate that middle sentence?