The theory behind this neck traction device is that you will experience less pain if you don’t have to hold up your own head. This blow up collar is meant to be good for pinched nerves, tension headaches and osteoarthritis. Don’t forget the all important disclaimer though: “If you have pre-existing conditions consult a medical professional before using this device.”
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Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
This is the part in the horror movie when the hero suspiciously removes the neck brace, revealing the fact that the woman's actually dead and that a swarm of killer spider young are living inside her neck
At first I thought it was something to help those African girls stretch out their necks before getting the gold hoops. Or simply to support their neck if they had to sell the gold for food or a home or HIV meds.
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Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
Our local grocery store still has their "African American Heritage" display set up.
It's a card table covered in kente cloth and decorated with wobbly inkjet printouts of martin luther king. On the table sits a box of cornbread mix, a can of collard greens and a jar of hair relaxer.
Our local grocery store still has their "African American Heritage" display set up.
It's a card table covered in kente cloth and decorated with wobbly inkjet printouts of martin luther king. On the table sits a box of cornbread mix, a can of collard greens and a jar of hair relaxer.
I wish I'd taken a picture.
Care for some cornbread, Mr. Jingles?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE